Guild Wars 2

I give most credit to my friend, DreamyAbaddon for the general story.

Once upon a time, there was a Charr, lets name him Rytlock. Whenever the Rytlock became angry, he would throw his poop randomly. One day, a noble human, named Logan, came by and somehow managed to upset Rytlock. In response, Rytlock proceeded to throw ‘feces pieces’ at Logan. He became upset and told his guards, “Guards! Take this filthy mongrel away and teach it a lesson!” The guards did as they were told, and took Rytlock away into the Logan’s dungeon. There he was brutally beaten, starved, etc, etc…..
Logan believed the Rytlock learned his lesson, so he released him back to where they first encountered each other. A few seconds later, Rytlock began to hurl his tangy butt nuggets at Logan and ran away.

The End.