Guild Wars 2

Hey Gaile, I was the one who whispered you! Here’s a few from my repertoire. WARNING: HoT story spoilers!

What do you call a sylvari who was cut in half?
Trunk-ated.

The Elder Dragons are great at bringing people together. Zhaitan reunited Destiny’s Edge, and Mordremoth cleared the Eir between them.

I guess Mordremoth didn’t expect us in Tangled Depths. We caught him with his plants down.

I knew an Inquest member who was a nervous wreck after he died and was cloned. He had to be reasuraed.

Knut Whitebear almost didn’t support the Pact. I guess he was ig-norn the problems outside Hoelbrak.

Logan’s head over heels. I guess he appreciates Jennah-rous curves.

Marjory only tells Kasmeer her secrets. It’s on a Meade-to-know basis.

What’s Eir’s favorite cereal? Raisin Braham.

Centaurs must have the best gear. They’re kitten -ended. (Since it’s censored, it’s related to donkey.)

Regina likes all of her drinks… on the rocks!

Thank you, I’ll be here all wee- vaudeville hook

You can call any ranger with a pet spider and mini spider a “web designer” XD

Heal-o-tron was always close to me during the breachmaker assault…….you could say he was excellent at heeling XD

Okay, because almost nobody will get that last joke, here’s another.

Scarlet had prototyped an earlier version of her weapon, designed to bury Lion’s Arch in sand. Unfortunately, we never got to see the Beachmaker.

Edit: Here’s another.

When Rytlock pushes Logan against a wall during sparring, he’s stuck between a rock and a charr face.

What do you call a Charr Engineer with brown fur and shiny red armor?

a Kit Kat!

I asked a sylvari why she was doing laundry. She replied that she had to wash her underplants.

A charr and a norn walk into a bar- the asura between them simply laughs and has their golem remove it.

What do you get when you leave your window open at night in the maguuma jungle with the lights on? More-da…mn-moths

If Faolain had her way, it would be a worst Caithe scenario.

Scruffys destruction relesed me. He used to Taimi up.

Why did the ranger bring his devourer? It Rox.

After sylvarious years, I finally got my engineering degree, and i can asurea you, it was charrdly worth the trouble. If you are still norn the wiser, take my word for it and scrap that idea. No human should ever have to go through that.

What the Sylvari tailor was doing at the Grove?

He was salad dressing.