THIS JUST IN: Recently a few real-life Chinese campers happened upon a naked Asura wandering around in the forests. How the poor little guy managed to travel from Tyria to Earth remains a mystery. The human campers ran back home, reported their finding online, and started a huge controversy in mainland China. It even started a new conspiracy theory: The Chinese government was in league with the alien being. Neither the Inquest nor the Colleges have claim to recognize the lost individual.
What the campers didn’t know: A film crew was filming a commercial for Guild Wars 2.