Hey guys, over the past few years I have been collecting various GW2 moments resulting in these “funny” jokes, hope you enjoy and let me hear some of your own!
Q. What do you call a lonely guy playing GW2?
An Elonian
Q. What do Dungeons, Hero Challenges, and World Bosses all have in common?
They don't require moving.
Q. What is the most toxic, AFK ridden gamemode?
League of Legends
Q. What do Farmer Eda and Glaxx have in common?
They both like pi.
Q. What did Caithe say when she found out that Sylvari are minions of Mordremoth?
I CANACH believe it!
Q. What class makes the best programmers?
Thieves, because they make great initiators.
Q. What the difference between vistas and points of interest?
Vistas are interesting.
Q. What is another name for an instant repair canister?
Virtually Useless
Q. What is the only thing slower than a centaur?
WvW at reset
Q. What is a Skritt’s favorite dungeon?
Ascalonian Ratacombs
Q. How many warriors does it take to complete a jumping puzzle?
None, only one mesmer.
Q. What did the Kodan say to my ranger’s polar bear?
That is bear is so HotWow!
Q. What is another name for boring content?
DRRRRRRRRRRRY Top(jk was actually fun)
Q. Why mesmers are so annoying?
Because you can never FOCUS on the real one.
Realistic Economy:
1 gold piece = 102.04 gold ore
1 silver piece = 3.7 silver ore
1 copper piece = 90 copper ore
1 gem = 434.21 gold ore
Skit:
Norn: Ho traveler, can you help me escort this pack dolyak?
Player: Nah, I’m just trying to get map completion.
Norn: PLSSSSSS help, dolly and I need to get to Hoelbrak.
Player: I told you I have to find this last point of interest. So if you would please move outta the way.
Norn: Your like a skritt so greedy and selfless, WE NEED YOUR HELP, I NEED TO DO THIS BEFORE RESET!
Player: I would rather waypoint into the Blackgate borderlands naked.
Norn: But it’s a dynamic event.
Player: More like static waste of time.
Norn: How bout I guarantee you gold on the event and get you plenty of Karma.
Player: kitten WHY IS THE WVW QUEUE ALWAYS FULL
GW2 Haiku Poems:
Rylock is Badas
Rylock is a Revenant
Rylock is my Hero
Sylvari, so very leafy
You are Mordremoth’s witch now
Please Murder Trahearne
Hope You Enjoyed! Let Me Hear Yours!
(edited by Wambo.4701)
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