Guild Wars 2

Krewe,

I am hosting a Caption Contest. From now until 1 Feb 2013, I invite any and all to post their submissions for ‘best caption’ to the attached picture. I will pay (1s X # of Participants) up to 1 Gold to the winner, announced and paid in early Feb 2013. Winning Caption will be attached to the Graphic and Posted for all to see.

No Entry Fee, No Limit on # of captions per participant. Invite your krewe, invite your guild. Let’s continue a trend of friendly, funny, un-official events. Perhaps more will host their own contests as well?

Other Info that may be of use:
Character Name: Monk Anchorwind
Guild: Call of the Hoolequin [Quin]
Race: Asura [obviously]
Profession: Warrior [only due to lack of monks :p ]
Order: Vigil

My Caption: “Is Monk Anchorwind gonna have to Choke a Kitten?”

“You bookahs are no match for the power of the Dark Side!”

“Talk to the paw”

My force choking skills need some practice. You will do.

“Imbeciles!”

Oops, message not long enough, but I really think that captures it.

“You must be THIS TALL to ride.”
“One more step, and I jump!”
“One more step, and I throw the kitten off!”

“Who’s the short one NOW, huh?”
“Alright guys, I’ve finished the climb. Where’s the watchtower I was supposed to guard? Guys?”

“I hereby declare, on this very peak, I, Monk Anchorwind, shall begin my conquest of conquering all of Tyria!!!…..I just need to build an Asura gate first….and I need to name my new territory…maybe: Mount IFEELSIXFEETTALL!!!”

Anyone have a wizard cap? [queue Fantasia scene]

The second I read the word “monk” and saw the picture of the mountain, I though to my self…

" Monk Anchorwind is using Orison of Healing! "

Here’s the skill icon for Orison for non-Guild Wars (1) players

“Press “Y” to synchronize."

“My infinite intelligence, along with my piercing eyes, tells me we should go that way. TO YOUR LEFT BOOKAHS !”

“TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!”

“hand me a napkin I need to clean my mascara”

“Meet me on the mountain tops, with your incompetent self, it’s going down.”

Bookah over here!! I think it fell over here. hehehehe

GoTiK.7380:

“hand me a napkin I need to clean my mascara”

This gave me a good chuckle, if anything you are my personal winner so far

sniff sniff Please sir can I have some more…

Rouven.7409:

GoTiK.7380:

“hand me a napkin I need to clean my mascara”

This gave me a good chuckle, if anything you are my personal winner so far

I actually agree here! I liked this caption a lot! xD

The Hiiiiilllllsss are alliiiivveee with the souunnnddd of “Accelerating!”

Feb 1st, last chance

Look at the picture and then sing it…

“Grease lightning… go grease lightning…”

If you don’t know what I am talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK63eUyk-iM (position 0:32)

Krewe,

Thanks to those that participated. While there were more good ones than not, I have to say that LumAnth.5124 wins. The updated [inspired] capture has been posted. Let’s continue a trend of friendly, funny, un-official events. …and always be loyal to your krewe.

Gratz LumAnth, well done!