Guild Wars 2

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TYRIA!!!

LOGAN THACKERY VS. RYTLOCK BRIMSTONE

BEGIN!!!

-Logan-
Here we go again, I gotta deal with this crap?
We fought with swords, now you wanna do a rap?
How many times I gotta say it, I didn’t ditch the gang.
Gods, you keep throwin this crap like a boomerang.
You wouldn’t understand, you don’t got a girl.
Cause you keep spitin’ grunts like you wanna hurl.
But then again, I see what the chick chars see:
You’re like a psycho who was featured on Dateline T.V.

-Rytlock
RAWR! HA HA HA! Very funny Logan!
Did your queen tell you that after you two were done smokin?
While you were bangin your queen, we were at the scene.
Don’t mind our battle, especially Snaff’s ugly DEATH SCREAM!
You used to be a bad kitten , since the days of the arena.
But you chose to replace your brother, and be the kitten’s little pita.
Who would’ve known that you’d act like you be.
I’m not like you Logan… I don’t think with my “D”!

-Logan-
Hey BRO! Let’s get something straight.
I wasn’t going on some freaking date!
The branded attacked and I had responsibilities.
The hell you think I am? Brad Pitt as Achilles?
The distances were far. I had to make a choice.
Either way, you think I was gonna freaking rejoice?
I’m getting tired of all your stupid dam crap.
So stop being a monkey, and GET OFF MY BACK!

-Rytlock-
You still don’t get it, you long-haired WHORE!
If we killed the dragon, we could’ve ended the war!
We trusted your shield, thought you had my back.
Instead you blinked to your queen… To get a needed fap!!
Though the past is the past, we can’t freakin change it.
So I’m not gonna kitten, and keep on complainin’ it.
But you broke a golden rule, that EVERY GUY KNOWS.
So let me say it clearly… BROS BEFORE HOES!!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

This one is for you ANET

With love,
Krisis1451