Guild Wars 2

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TYRIA!!!

ZHAITAN VS ALDUIN!

BEGIN!

=Zhaitan=
Hello little runt.
Should I give you a punt?
You done with your annex?
Or your little daddy com-plex?
You’re a dragon like me, but I’ll smack you all the same.
Make you my kitten. Even if you’re not in my game.
Don’t worry Aldy, I like them tiny.
So come on here closer.
I’ll show my shinies….

=Alduin=
GUH MAY BAH
That means “FOOK YO JAW”
Think you better cause your bigger?
You don’t match your promo picture!
I’ll beat ya with shouts,
Before you know what’s about.
You call those dragon heads?
VAH!!
I call those hentai tentacles in your mouth….

=Zhaitan=
Your armies were traitors and haters.
You a faker!
Hell, you get your power by eating racist Schwarzeneggers!

It took nations to stop me.
Magic and Iron clad.
For you?
Just a little shouting kitten from Alcatraz!!

I’m the drake of undead!
Nothing else need said!
Ya too busy getting your loser kittenes outta bed!
I’m the boss of hysteria!
kitten I’ll eat your materia!
Don’t you be messin with the felon who’ll be raisin’ hell in Tyria!

-Alduin=
…You’re kidding right?
You freakin suck when you fight.
ANET said you had might, but you didn’t even bite!
You call me tiny? And everyone petty?
DOV…
You got yourself owned by glowing confetti…

You had your butt blown off, and grabbed a tower like a fly.
Then had everyone gangbang ya like it was the Fourth of July.
Seriously.
Who made your AI and battle design?
I’ve seen more epic fights in the GROCERY LINE!!

This battle’s now over, but I’ll skip round two.
SHAH VAH DAH GUH.
That mean’s your not worth it foo’.
But if you want me to kill you, then there’s not much to do.
I’d just get on a cannon.
…And spam number 2.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!!

This was for you Zhaitan battle designer!

With love,
Krisis1451

This is beautiful! Well done!