I don’t even know why I’m posting this – just a small attempt from 3 friends to write something a bit funny (also, English isn’t our native language, so sorry for all the mistakes!)
-Asura-
so today i woke up and invented an AI
I asked him what race is more tree than sylvari
“according to data collected so far –
as dumb as an oak are species of charr”
-Charr-
you’re tinier than hamster, how do you spend your life?
you show me your greatsword, and it’s my long lost butterknife,
you can live in rabbit’s holes, you fit in just fine, dear,
and if you’re stuck inside, we’ll pull you by your ears!
-Asura-
my pet skritt inventions are totally better
than all your technology combined together
your worthless scrap-city and your furry face –
all will in time bow before asura master race!
-Charr-
was that a mosquito buzz? oh, it was asura speaking!
just accept it – you’re the race of arrogant weaklings.
your inventions are as small as your funny robot pets,
our war-machines will run across them, making them totally flat.
any charr, even little, can swallow asura as a whole,
but it’s not good – you taste worse than rotten mole,
we can build submarines and airships from a couple of pebbles -
all your science is just a junk pile of scribble-scrabble!
-Asura-
don’t like how we talk? you kitten cheer up,
cause my ear’s IQ is higher than yours, cub.
my krewe got a plans for any your move
you’ve got no progress and we can improve!
your warmachines sure are big and tall,
and bigger they are – harder they’ll fall,
remember that gate you walked today, kitty?
now try to survive without them, witty!
-Sylvari-
You two cry so loud as whole Norn rugby team
so i had nothing better than to wake from Dream
I am as cool as a tropical thunder
so kneel before true nature’s wonder
I represent firstborn race, oh I am
where you younglings are leaves – I am the stem
so shut your mouthes before I press “mute”
All you are good for is tending my root!
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!!
