Ahoy! So ye wish t’ hear the tale o’ ole Cap’n Ripclash?
Well I’ll tell ye. It all happened in the year 1321, ‘n our cap’n, bless his cold black heart, was runnin’ circles around the powers that be. Grab yer rum ‘n sit down ye yellow bellied scoundrels, as I won’t be repeatin’ meself! Lest it stir the ghosts that make bay around our fair port…
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english : Here’s part of a story I wrote recently. I was pretty happy with it, and it’s plotted out to be a short story of about 6 chunks of 1500-2000 words. I don’t currently have a catchy name for the story, so I’m stuck with the amazing title I have at the moment. If there are any major lore errors, I’d love to have them spotted out, as being as close to the lore as possible in my short stories is something I try to strive for, as I find it enjoyable weaving tales that ‘could have been’. Obviously I’ve had to invent a thing or two here and there however! Regardless, hope you enjoy the first part.
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“Uuggh. It appears the journey has once again upset the careful balance within my abdomen.” Bruff clutched his stomach in apparent pain while panting.
“Not again. Seriously Bruff, why did you become a sailor, of all things, if you get sea sick?” Lance laid back against the side of the deck, relaxing in the few moments that the crew actually got to relax. He was used to this display from Bruff, having served with him for the last few voyages from Garenhoff to Lions Arch.
“You wouldn’t understand, bookah. One must—” he proceeded to throw the contents of his stomach casually off the side of the ship and into the glistening blue water below. “—always follow their passions.” He wiped his mouth with a hankerchief, also casually, like he’d been through this a thousand times. He returned the hanky to his shirt pocket before finishing his sentiment. “And mine is ships.”
“The name is Lance, by the way. Try using it sometime. Regardless, I get that. I do. But you could’ve been on shore, fixing them, building them, whatever…”
Bruff rolls his eyes with a loud sigh. “Clearly that is not even remotly the same thing.” He turned to face the stern of the ship, looking behind the Krytan trade vessel that they served upon. He placed his hands on his hips and with an air of majesty continued to speak. “I find myself infatuated with the wide ocean. Why, there is nothing more intoxicating to me than to be on the sea, on a ship, preferbly with a little asuran inguinuity that makes it far superior to any Human or Charr vessel and-” He suddenly stopped, causing Lance to lift his head up and see what was wrong. Bruff never stopped talking once he began.
“Huh? What is it?”
“I believe we are being followed. But I am not sure why.” Bruff pointed out to the waters beyond the stern of the ship. Lance stood up and squinted.
“Huh. Seems to be flying the Lionguard colours. Probably is just a patrol.” Lance concluded, before setting back to his resting position.
“With full sail and making a beeline directly for our ship? Curious.”
“Maybe they’re in a hurry? I don’t know.” Lance shrugged.
The voice of their captain overrode their thoughts. “Alright you lot, back to work! I want those decks sparkling brighter than the Seraph commanders own pretty armour. And make yourselves bloody presentable for once in your lives! – looks like Lionguard patrol will be passing us shortly.”
The crew all kicked up instantly at the sound of the captain, rushing to do their duties be it rigging or swabbing. However, they all jolted to a stop just as quick when the sound of cannon fire resonated closeby.
“What-?!” the captain yelled. “Who was that from?!”
The man in the Crows nest yelled back. “Sir , the Lionguard ship!”
Bruff turned to Lance. “A warning shot. Most curious.”
There was a silence for a few moments before the captain finally spoke again. “No sail men. We’ll see what they want. We’re not breaking any laws. They’ll see that.”
The crew obeyed, bringing the ship to a stop as the Lionguards came alongside to board. The ship blotted out the sun, covering the humble Krytan trade vessel in a pertubing darkness. Tensions were high as a charr larger than any Lance had ever seen before stepped aboard his ship with a resounding thud.
“Lionguard? Captain Mardin here, Krytan Treasure Fleet. Is this an inspection?” Mardin inquired politely.
The charr growled and let out what seemed to be a laugh of a sort. “You could say that.” He seemed to scope out things with a keen eye underneath his trademark Lionguard hat.
Mardin was clearly annoyed at the lack of explanation. “Well? Is it or is it not?”
“By order of the Lionguard, I’m requisitioning all of your cargo. For defence against Orr.” The charr growled the words out in an almost rehearsed manner.
( had to split the post up, lol, alot less length allowed than I thought! )