Guild Wars 2

Everyone knows about the Fire Elemental in the Metrica Province. Here’s some little known facts that might give you an edge. Feel free to add any facts that you may know.

Fire Elemental does not have a chin under his fire. Only more fire.

When Fire Elemental does push ups, he’s actually pushing the world down, then setting you on fire.

The Inquest checks under their beds at night for the Fire Elemental.

Before going missing, Snaff gave Fire Elemental a mean look.

It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to start the Fire Elemental event after digging yourself a grave.

Fire Elemental does not approve of sharing this fact. But it does approve of a smiley.

this is so funny ive never read something this original before /sarcasm

chuck norris much?

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this is so funny ive never read something this original before /sarcasm

chuck norris much?

[sarcasm]You don’t say? I thought I was so original! [/sarcasm]

And yes. I’m glad it was that obvious to you. If you don’t enjoy it, you did not need to post. I’m sure there’s others who could get a good laugh from this, as that is the point of this thread. I’m not thinking I’m a genius for recycling Chuck Norris Facts, I’m just applying it to a Boss in in the game that people think is incredibly difficult to fight.

The Fire Elemental isn’t actually made of fire, he’s made of 100% Pure, Highly Volatile Rage (or PHVR for short). To sustain his body he needs a constant supply of curb-stomped players.