Guild Wars 2

Ranger (Female Sylvari voice)

Hello there, I’m a ranger,
People see me and shout
PEW-PEW DANGER!
When I bring the pets around,
It’s time to end you – GROUNDPOUND!!!!

Engineer (Female Norn voice)

Ha! Not Likely!
I’m an Engi,
You won’t believe
But my talents are many.
I have the ‘nades, the wrench and the Big Ol’ Bomb,
I’ll smack you harder than Donkey Kong!

Necromancer (Female Asura voice)

Quiet you bookahs and let me rap!
Necro’s the name and studying death the game,
Before you even realise
You’re in a world of pain!
When I am a Lich with all my minions,
No one can stop me
Tyria’s my dominion!!!

Warrior (Male Charr voice)

Pathetic!
Charr! Warrior! Mightier than
All of ya!
Looking at my steampunk watch and it’s telling me,
You aren’t worth my time
PUNY PUNY PUNY!

Elementalist (Male Norn voice)

Hey it’s time for me!
Yo, I’m an Ele,
You jelly?
I’ll whip out my Ice bow
GET IN MA BELLY!!!!

Thief (Female Human voice)

Petty….
I am a thief stealing like
You won’t believe.
Running over rooftops fast as I can,
Sorry can’t catch me sweetie,
Laters Logan.

Guardian (Logan Thackery!!!!)

Gah one day I will catch you rat,
But first I’ll heal ma party -
BAM just like that.
Got the shouts and the heals and the rhymes
Oh so sweet,
Guess what you scrubs?
I can’t be beat!

Mesmer (Female Asura voice)

Greetings peasants.
Hey look! Some clones!
Hate to disappoint ya but
You are about to get OWNED!

WHO WON?!?!?!?
WHAT NEXT?!?!?!?