“The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do.
The hard part is doing it.” -Norman Schwarzkopf **
The hard part is doing it.” -Norman Schwarzkopf **
Hello all!
I woke up at 4am, two weeks ago and for whatever reason Lord Faren’s speedo was on my mind as well as the Beach Boy’s Barbara Ann. May it haunt your dreams, like it has haunted mine.
Thanks and enjoy!
Soundcloud: Lord Faren
Youtube:
Lyrics:
Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
Oh Lord Faren, You are so bare! Lord Faren!
You got me gawkin and a squealin! gawkin and a squealin!
Lord Faren! Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
Went to the beach,
When I heard a screech!
Saw Lord Faren
Something red across his breech.
Oh Lord Faren, You are so bare! (You’re so bare!)
You got me gawkin and a squeelin! gawkin and a squeelin!
Lord Faren! Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren (In a speedo)
Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
Oh Lord Faren, You are so bare! (You’re so bare!)
You got me gawkin and a squeelin! gawkin and a squeelin!
Lord Faren! Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren (In a speedo!)
[Words from Lord Faren]
Twas quite the view
Twas quite undue
Chaos will ensue
Cause that speedo is taboo
Oh Lord Faren, You are so bare! (You are so bare!)
You got me gawkin and a squeelin! gawkin and a squeelin!
Lord Faren! Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren (In a speedo!)
Oh, Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
Oh Lord Faren, You are so bare! Lord Faren!
You got me gawkin and a squealin! gawkin and a squealin!
Lord Faren! Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
You got me gawkin and a squealin! gawkin and a squealin!
Lord Faren! Lo Lo Lo Lo Lord Faren
This… this is beautiful. xD
I think I need a mind bleach now, but it made my day.
haha! <3 Glad it made your day! Thanks! =D
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