Guild Wars 2

Do you have a song in your heart? How about a poem, a haiku, a limerick even. Make it Guild Wars 2 related and post it here.

My version of: It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Wintersday
Ev’rywhere you go;
Take a look in the gemstore, glistening once again
With minis and outfits aglow.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Wintersday,
Minis in the store,
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own backpack.

A pair of snowflake shoulders
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
A Princess Doll that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
ANet can hardly wait for money to roll in.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Wintersday
Soon the Ho-Ho-Tron bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring (and ring and ring and ring and ring)
Is that person beside you at the bank

needs more work (rhyme/meter)

“This won’t end well”

Silent night, grinding night, all red, all is white
Round yon Dolyak, Choir, and Toys, holy
Drinking oh what is that noise?
It’s the sound of QQoooh oooh
It’s the sound of QQ

Silent night, grinding night, casuals sigh, at the sight
Criticisms from players afar, some defending it
Long-lasting scar.
Gamers play for the loot,
Gamers play for the loot.

Silent night, grinding night,
Son of a kitten, no end in sight,
Amateur screams of
My holy way, sound the crack of a fractured playerbase,
Quaggan, ruler of all,
Quaggan, ruler of all.

Here is an original I wrote 2 weeks ago:

A Wintersday Wonderland
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/community/creations/A-Wintersday-Wonderland/first#post5826138