Guild Wars 2

The title says it all. I think a good idea for a new expansion would involve this. Queen Jennah would become possessed by an aspect of the dragon and therefore must be killed, but Logan refuses and tries finding another way. Zojja knows through irrefutable Asura science that Jennah must be killed, and does so herself.

Logan discovers that the reason Zojja was mean to him the entire time was because she secretly has a crush on him because Trahearne tells him. Rytlock and Logan become friends again and Rytlock is the best man at Logan’s wedding. As the two kiss after being declared man and wife the spirit of Queen Jennah appears above them, smiling with approval, but no one but the player and some seers in the audience can see her. After the wedding they are all attacked by dredge, but they are easily dispatched of with no inconvenience or collateral damage and Logan and Zojja drive off in a horse and carriage.

Only if Logan chickens out and doesn’t show up for the wedding would this be a good idea.

The awkwardness that would surround this wedding…

The sheer amount of wat if this was serious. :P

All of my wat.

All of it.

I think a far more likely marriage would be Logan + Rytlock, they’ve got enough sexual tension to fill an expansion ;D

Grey.7319:

I think a far more likely marriage would be Logan + Rytlock, they’ve got enough sexual tension to fill an expansion ;D

I was actually thinking of something somewhat unrelated, but…how would Rytlock look as a human female?

Rough sketch.

I read that in the voice of this girl…

Wonder what their baby would look like…

Woah. That’s WEIRD.

Nikko: That brings up a good point. Why are there no hybrids in this game? Are they just not able to multiply? Because you kitten well know they try.

The idea is full of both weird and humor. So it deserves contemplation

I think the wedding might be disrupted by Jenna’s still possessed ghost. That could be a bit more dramatic.

@rraymondd – Now -that- seems like a likely outcome. One could see Mr. Sparkles being sent on a optional Dead or Alive retrieval mission.

@SigillumMilitum – Really terrific picture! And the idea of Rytlock being magically transformed into a human female really has enormous humor potential. From him/her stumbling around because of a lack of tail to constant grumbling about the ‘Six or None’ matter

And then Rytlock married Caithe because he likes a tossed salad with his meat.