Guild Wars 2

When First I saw him soldier with rifle on his shoulder, there wasn’t no one bolder and when he’d march he have his boys align’d one and all.

And when he went to brothel, the pretty girls they’d wave at him, they’d call each one of them for Kenny-riah.

Beat upon the big drum and clash upon the symbols, we’re roll’n all around with captain kenny ol’ and do’ there are no beers we will still raise our cheers for the man we all know as Kenny riah.

Than when we got the call and swiftly we set out, the girls all turned out for Kenny riah. So he’d give them all his cheers to the pretty little dears, that sly fox that Kenny riah.

Beat upon the big drum and clash upon the symbols, we’re roll’n all around with captain kenny ol’ and do’ there are no beers we will still raise our cheers for the man we all know as Kenny riah.

Than we Marched on Wendon’s step and we met the inquest scum, and made them crazy roll’n down the Brisbane whole. And marched and took the bull, and we took the Ball’a’hzzer and we did all because of Kenny Riah.
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And than the fight was done, from the vandals we set out. We set to roll’n back home with our arms all on, and what we left behind was a warning to the little’vermin, We taught them to respect the Krytan soldier.

[ Song “roll with kenny riah” penned by Corporal Walls of The 23rd regiment of foot under Captain riah. Fall of 1356 ( 26 years from where the current Guild wars game is happening). It would become a common drinking song for a generation.]

!!!COMING SOON!!!

The Fan authored Short series: " Summer of Kenny Riah".

Note: The Song is detailing a Military campaign in Brisbane taken by a Seraph Captain named Kenny Riah, and volunteers, against Inquest.

The Story focuses on a time where a treaty with the Asura had loop holes that Allow the Inquest to raid trader convoys going to kryta, in the name of “Intellectual property protection”.

Kenny Riah is a Deputy of the Seraph when his Captain is killed in a skirmish on the “treaty line”. His promotion to captain comes with a vague order that gave him the excuse to fight back.

The Several Month Campaign by 500 Krytans repeatedly embarrass the Inquest, even driving them out of the entire North side of Brisbane wilds! The two nations come to the brink of War!

Stay tuned!