Here’s a rendition of my Guardian, Swaggaar.
He’s a ladies man. 
http://timmy-toons.deviantart.com/art/Swaggaar-The-Ultimate-Male-348673376
Swaggaar - The Ultimate Male
“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
Oh man, I lol’d so hard when I saw sword handle