Guild Wars 2

They are Everywhere,

I find them in the mountains,
I find them in the cold wastes,
I see them in the forests,

I see them in the fields,
I see them eating cabbages,
I see them eating water melon,
I see them in every map,

I shoot them here,
I shoot them There,
I electrocute them,
I Burn and fry them,

Few are Friendly,
Even a few monsters kill them,
They dont move much,
There is even one that changes into a Worm….

I cant seem to eradicate them from any area.
They populate from one End to the other.
They keep coming back,

I cant cook them
I cant collect them for dinner,
(Hosenfefer stew is a heart warmer where Im from)
I have all the vegetables, I just need the pot.

Why cant we collect them,
SET them on the undead.
Lets train Colonies of them and set them on the undead.
I think they would beat those chickens(to the frying pan at least)

Most are white,
They tend to be Furry,
I think they would make good winter coats and hats,

Its Rabbit season.

I have but one thing to say to that, good sir.

Duck Season!

Rabbit season!
Duck season!
Fire!

Elmer FUD season..