Guild Wars 2

Me: Cool! The trading post! I wonder what I can do here!

Trading Post Guy: Ok kid, what do you wanna sell?

Me: I’ll sell this axe!

TPG: I can’t sell that kid, it’s soul bound!

Me: What does that mean?

TPG: It means it’s bound to your soul!

Me: But I can delete it… does that mean I delete my soul?

TPG: ….

Me: And I can sell it to vendor’s… does that mean I sell them my soul?

TPG: Listen kid, I don’t have time to study philosophy with you! Are you gonna sell something or not?

Me: Ok, I’ll sell this cookie since I’m to high a level to be using it!

TPG: Kid, no one is gonna buy a crappy cookie!

Me: But you have tons of crates over there with food in them. What do you even do with the stuff people sell you?

TPG: ….

Me: I’ll just leave.

End

Now you just need a comic to go with this :P