Guild Wars 2

Let’s see if we can one-up the little prodigies! Who knows… the way ANet is we may even see some show up in game…

“Your mommas IQ is so low, skritt get dumber when they walk past her.”

Your momma’s IQ is so low that when the weather golem said it would be ‘chilly’ outside she started asking it why it would rain a human cuisine.

But no, seriously, your mom is really smart.

Well outside the GW world I’d say:
“Your Asuran mother’s IQ is so low when you say Prodigy she says ‘No I use AOL’!”

Inside the GW world:
“Your mother’s IQ is so low when we discuss the Searing she thinks it was about her biscuits getting burned.”

“Your momma’s IQ is so low that when the risen attack they leave her alone because she has no ‘brains’.”

Your momma’s IQ is so low the Sea Dragon is closer to the surface.

Your momma’s I.Q is so low that she thinks that differential thermal transmagirifying mechanisms are a subset of magiclimatic adaptation!… Sounds more like something an Asura would say xD