The pugclubbers
Lately i’ve been involved into player versus player and sometimes i enjoy a random tournament.The tournaments i run are mostly with pugs and often times we face off against some stiff competition against guild teams. Now i dont mind guild teams per se but if you dare to make a comment after the match a lot of times you can be sure to be lectured by said person who just stomped your pug.
Now one of these individuals who gave me a tell afterwards said blatently i was a big noob and that his teamwon 70% of all the free tournaments he played. and being the great player he asked me where i got the audicity to talk back to such a great pvp-er and that i just should keep my noob mouth shut.
I must say his words kinda lingered on for a bit because that night when the rain ticked steadily on my window I thought to myself what it would be like to be in such a team. A team that never loses.. slowly but surely childhood memmories came dwindling in my head and the a-team tune started to play. and thinking of all those glorious matches I would have,I softly entered dreamland… and that night i dreamed of being such an illustrious 70% free tournament winner. where all the people in gw2 would know me and would shudder the moment i passed them by a true hero a true …pugclubber !
cast in alphabetic order :
burstie the thief
confusie the mesmer
ellie the elementalist
guardie the guardian
me as necro noob
It was a dreary morning when guardie the guardian said to the rest that they should come to a tournament.Since guardie was the toughest of us all and he had lots of buffs nobody dared to disobey so off we went to a tournament to get some well needed glory. Because glory was a fantastic thing it gave you rank and rank means bragging rights and ofcourse it showed skill to the other people ! so off we went on our cart
to go to a big forst to face of some stiff competition. Burstie was sharpening his daggers and guardie was polishing his shield and confusie was talking to one of his clones since nobody else wanted to talk to him.
when we finally arrived we had to wait 2 whole minutes for the otehr team to ready up. we told them countless time on /map to ready up and that we were in a hurry but they didnt oblige and for this insult we told eachother to make them pay.
our strategy was sound burstie with his now sharpened daggers was going for their boss to get the killing blow. Guardie was going to keep to make sure we got it and me who in my dream was a lot better then in reality had the task to solo our boss. Now in reality i never achieved such a feat i came close once where svanir had 10% health
left but in the end i failed and got 0 points for all my effort.
Now before the match started we checked there set up and we noticed a strange class icon there. At first we thought it was a beast then someone said it was a gm and they were hacking but checking the gw2 wiki we found out it was a ranger. The moment we found out it was a ranger we all had a hearthy laugh.
The match start and burstie was gone in a flash. Thiefs are so fast i thought to myself guardie was already half way the keep and ellie the elementalist was going with guardie to support him confusie was capping our close point and mei was facing off against a huge bear of a giant the mighty svanir himself. now burstie was teleporting around the map and in no time he unloaded with a mighty 18k backstab followed by an 8k heartseeker to valiantly claim 25 points for us while disapearing in a puff of smoke afterwards.
Guardie was with ellie busy to claim the keep. Now it was a hard fight but guardie was very good and ellie supported guardie with his mighty buffs while meanwhile contributing with his awesome aoe damage. me i disposed of our boxss and claimed 25 points for our team and confusie was aleady heading to the keep. now by that time the whole other team was already at the keep and a ranger was shooting guardie with his bow ! and guardie started to bleed but no worries guardie had a skill that made bleeds useless and they vanished like snow from the sun every 10 seconds. there were 3 others beating on guardie but guardie just healed a few times popped a bubble and used his many mighty buffs..
(edited by barti.7685)
