Guild Wars 2

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The Revenge of Angry Bearded Hobo’s Valentine Adventure
Friday, 13th of February 2015,
19 CET, 6 pm GMT.

From the people that brought you events like, King and Queen’s Horrorween, Winter Blunderland and Harvest Festival! We bring you, The Revenge of Angry Bearded Hobo’s Valentine Adventure, a sequel to the last years event, now with a much longer name!

Last year the lonely Angry Bearded Hobo was desperately seeking love. With the help of his exceptionally similar looking cousins he arranged a competition to find a Valentine and was overjoyed when he finally found true love.

Memories from last years event
http://i.imgur.com/QjpNW0r.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5tAuE8TPIA

But where is Angry Bearded Hobo’s Valentine now? He is missing from this years Valentine and we must locate him, or else Hobo will go it alone once again. Or will he? Warm your hearts amidst the cold of Hoelbrak in a tale of Love, loss, friendship, and betrayal. Drink yourself into a stupor so dizzying that pants will be forever lost to the Shiverpeaks and maidens will forsake promises to their beloved for a mere glimpse of a full, dark beard. Who will be Hobo’s Valentine this year? It could be you.

There will be..
Minigames
Costume Brawl
Drinking Contests
Intelligent Quiz
Pink Fashion Contest
And an amazing story!

For the people that cannot attend, we also have something for you. This event we will also have a forum raffle and a drunk love poem contest!

Forum Raffle:
As always, there is a lottery that anyone can take part in. Simply pick a number between 1 to 100 that is not taken by anyone else. We shall draw the winning number randomly during the event, and you’ll be mailed the prize. If you pick a number that has already been taken, you will be assigned a random number. Post in this thread which number you wish to take. Only one number per account.

Drunk Love Poem Contest:
You’re not there to make Hobo’s heart beat extra fast with your magical words? Don’t be sad! You can write an amazing Drunk Love Poem and post it here in the forum topic! The person that posts the best Drunk Love Poem will win a special little prize!

So don’t miss it! Come join us on the 13th of February for an awesome party, and don’t forget to bring your favorite pink dye!

SCHEDULE:
Pre-event starts at 18.30 PM CET – 5.30 PM GMT (Pre-event will be here: http://lordtrain.com/map/custom/RtfftRv6)
18.30-19.00: Pre-event with the Mad Queen.
19.00-19.30: The Acquiring of the Hobo-family
19.30-20.00: The Revenge of the Toys.
20.00-20.30: Alcohol, Norns and Endless Parties.
20.30-21.00: The Hunt for the Jealous.
21.00-22.00: CMAJ Concert, Intelligent Drunk Love Quiz and The Choosing.
22.00-22.30: Pink Fashion Contest
22.30-Until we pass out: Afterparty!
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IF YOU CANNOT GET ON THE MAP, READ HERE:
We will be having taxis running all night for anyone that wants to get on the map. The staff members listed under here will be the taxi people. Either whisper or self-invite yourself into their party. After you are on the map, leave their party.

Staff members taxi:
omgitburns.5967
ggliff.8903
Hennu.6037

No Hobo,I’m not your stalker. But still..<3

I’ll take raffle ticket numero uno por favor

Hahaha this idea is fantastic. I love those posters and am happy to promote it closer to the time – if that’s OK with you guys?

I’ll take raffle ticket number 2, please.

grabs ticket 3 and runs….

also, that norn is awesome.

I would like number 18

1 – Zaaroc.3489
2 – Krathor.9514
3 – That Guy.5704
4 – Arrk.4102
5 –
6 – Rielle Dragonborn.2047
7 – Odona.8402
8 – zetazmanian.1478
9 – LadyRhonwyn.2501
10 – Swarley.8642
11 – CornishRose.2815
12 – Lexy.3912
13 – Yahti.9321
14 – Mikuchan.7261
15 – Reavermaster.5301
16 – Triannon.8034
17 – ZeroBaseZone.8321
18 – SkeletoRTheWildBorn.2639
19 – Ryuuden.5691
20 – Ixxxie.6928
21 –
22 – Jessie.4571
23 – Tobias Deathseeker.5127
24 – LazloW.8194
25 – sethi.7562
26 – Hassybaby.9847
27 – sirsmiter.7436
28 –
29 – Lisara.7830
30 – Errannar.8263
31 – Natwynn.2796
32 – Sapphirine.1023
33 – AlexisToran.5719
34 –
35 – Kelto.9712
36 – NoisyBoy.4218
37 –
38 – aurora.2804
39 – mirai baka.7916
40 –
41 – Gaviston Hawkington.9647
42 – Mikeeee.4193
43 – Khaine.4961
44 – Crell.6401
45 – Foxglove.4267
46 – myrtthe.3149
47 – xFortyseven.1437
48 – ravenzara.2156
49 –
50 –
51 –
52 – censord.8679
53 – Cole Davis.8309
54 –
55 – HHunter.5094
56 – AkaAxl.4107
57 – ABalloon.6924
58 – steve.2945
59 – Kramel.5178
60 –
61 – Frozen.9072
62 –
63 – Grendels Mother.5713
64 – Simondegon.1367
65 – Elmandre.9043
66 –
67 –
68 – Twonineone.3490
69 – Hsigo.1403
70 – ReKKuRoTKiS.8571
71 –
72 – ChibiPoet.2961
73 – aline rp.4836
74 – Luna.6195
75 – abandoned.5073
76 – teomat.1904
77 – hix.8374
78 – SufiGW.1709
79 – Bobo Cars.5713
80 – Ishmael Aturcanos.1092
81 – teejholt.5740
82 – NoobOnSteroid.7192
83 –
84 – Bennieboj.2607
85 – kirampas.8521
86 – Elbies.2817
87 – Danface.3671
88 – Joskanator.9075
89 – BonnieStinson.7594
90 – FlyingMonkey.5642
91 – Naterminator.9812
92 – rifraf.3694
93 –
94 – ProperDave.7425
95 – Neob.9403
96 – Ele Of Yo.6253
97 – amplebase.7096
98 –
99 – Soren.9316
100 -

Number 17 thanks

I would like number 84 please, thank you

This looks like it would be loads of fun!!
I’ll grab #99 please

Good ole #69 for me.

77 for me and Thanks!

36 for me please ^^

I’d like the 32, please.

Krathor.9514:

Hahaha this idea is fantastic. I love those posters and am happy to promote it closer to the time – if that’s OK with you guys?

I’ll take raffle ticket number 2, please.

Any promotion for our events is good. Thanks in advanced and hope to see you at the event! /Hobo

I’ll flag this event up to our EU guild members, I know they’ll be up for a Bearded Hobo party. And I’ll take no. 12 in the raffle if it’s still available.

number 65 ^^ (its for EU right? :P )

Oh kitten, i forgot to say it was EU, fixed. I can’t believe i missed that.

I would like #72 in the raffle.

I’ll take number #42 because universe always win!

Number 47 please!

Dear (hopefully not for much longer) lonely Hobo, could I have ticket number 73, please?

Number 75 for me, please.

I will take 65 please

Number 24 for me please

number 55 for muh please

Simondegon.1367:

I will take 65 please

Number 65 was taken, i gave you 64 instead. Good luck on the raffle and hope to see you at the event!

Number 13 please ^^

Number 31 please

87 for me please

Hm, it seems like several people, myself included, somehow didn’t get entered into your list after choosing a number:

Number 17 – ZeroBaseZone.8321
Number 84 – Bennieboj.2607
Number 69 – Hsigo.1403
Number 77 – hix.8374
Number 36 – NoisyBoy.4218
Number 32 – Sapphirine.1023
Number 12 – Lexy.3912

7 please, seems like it’s not taken^^. Or I’m blind again xD

First to take a raffle ticket, first to post a " drunken poem" I suppose. Drunken poem being loosely interpreted as " something you could sing in a rock/metal bar whilst drunk". Hereby I give you my entry, written to fit the song Lateralus by Tool. Sadly couldn’t sing it myself/play a karaoke backing track, but I hope you’d appreciate it anyhow. Formatted to fit the original lyrics, didn’t include the bridge, as that doesnt fit the poem in any way :P

WoW
and
RuneScape
were to be
second homes for me;
Guild Wars 2 changed that thoroughly
reaching out to me,
fun and free.

Big events and adventures with friends and your guildies;
one amazing community.
What could ever beat
Guild Wars 2?

WoW
and
RuneScape
were to be
second homes for me;
Guild Wars 2 changed that thoroughly
reaching out to me,
fun and free.

There
is
so much
more to do
than just mindlessly,
running quests till your log’s empty.
Big events and adventures with friends and your guildies;
one amazing community.
What could ever beat
Guild Wars 2?

I would like number 27 for the raffle, please.

Thanks for running the contest again this year!

Sapphirine.1023:

Hm, it seems like several people, myself included, somehow didn’t get entered into your list after choosing a number:

Number 17 – ZeroBaseZone.8321
Number 84 – Bennieboj.2607
Number 69 – Hsigo.1403
Number 77 – hix.8374
Number 36 – NoisyBoy.4218
Number 32 – Sapphirine.1023
Number 12 – Lexy.3912

Hm, i remember adding several of these, but this was during the time the forum was being buggy so it might not have updated correctly. I’ve added everyone to the list once again, and hopefully this time it worked. Thanks for telling me!

Zaaroc.3489:

First to take a raffle ticket, first to post a " drunken poem" I suppose. Drunken poem being loosely interpreted as " something you could sing in a rock/metal bar whilst drunk". Hereby I give you my entry, written to fit the song Lateralus by Tool. Sadly couldn’t sing it myself/play a karaoke backing track, but I hope you’d appreciate it anyhow. Formatted to fit the original lyrics, didn’t include the bridge, as that doesnt fit the poem in any way :P

WoW
and
RuneScape
were to be
second homes for me;
Guild Wars 2 changed that thoroughly
reaching out to me,
fun and free.

Big events and adventures with friends and your guildies;
one amazing community.
What could ever beat
Guild Wars 2?

WoW
and
RuneScape
were to be
second homes for me;
Guild Wars 2 changed that thoroughly
reaching out to me,
fun and free.

There
is
so much
more to do
than just mindlessly,
running quests till your log’s empty.
Big events and adventures with friends and your guildies;
one amazing community.
What could ever beat
Guild Wars 2?

This is awesome! Thanks for your submission and hope to see you at the event.

Schedule posted!

51 if still open

11 or 50 for me please!

I will be creating an ode-to-Hobo image for this event, fit for the love-god that is Hobo!

I’ll take number 94.

Can I have #81 please??? See you tonight!!

Sign me up for #33!
- Lumi Albindottir

Sign me up #23 hope to see you guys there

Number 26 please!

Souds like some good fun!

Number 22 for me in the raffle if still open.

Oh #8 is still available. I’ll take that one, please.

78 for me pls! cool event, hope i can join

I interpreted drunken love poem as a love poem a Norn could sing while drunk in a homestead, possibly in front of a fire and to the amusement of her peers.
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On my mind during nights dark and cold
with plenty of help from a drink:
Dewy with beer, fabulous and bold,
With his aura of fuzzy pink.

Divinity’s Reach might not long for his beard,
They still have Lord Faren, whoopee.
Nothing better than the scent of him beer-smeared,
All of Hoelbrak would surely agree.

Always helpful almost to a fault,
His name is known all across the Glade.
Never seen without some single malt,
A sight of beauty for this Norn maid:

Even if you are never mine
And I never win your heart,
No body odor,puke or fart
Shall ever keep us apart.

Like life without… raisinsh!
My waning heart… /mumblesh&grumblesh…
Shuch divine shweetnessh,
I might be in lov-hic.

Where am I-… Bartender! Shame again-!
/Drinks… Hobo!! Darling Hobo.
Pretty pink, I fear no girl’sh to obtain,
shpending night after night, with shtout’sh ale and Toto.

Shhhould we not bloom, as the shky for the moon,
then for you doesh my all, wishh happinessh befall.
Shleepy shleep.
Happy… Valentines……. shnores

These poems are so amazing. I should print them all out and frame them on the wall.

Also for those wondering, we will be keeping the raffle and the drunk love poem contest open until the event starts.

This event sounds awesome. Yeah.

Also, I’ll take ticket #19, please. /bow