AJAX Fan Club

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Posted by: atonyeson.2864

atonyeson.2864

Guild AJAX Fan Club is a club that sees the almighty savior AJAX BlUE as a being above all else this world can create. We strive every single day to become 1% of the worth that AJAX has brought to our great nation. Unfortunately this will never occur for AJAX is just far superior in every way, shape, and form. With that being said some of us within AJAX Fan Club were awed by AJAX’S, no, The almighty Savior AJAX BLUE’S teachings. I remember a time when he spoke to just me. It was the greatest moment I have ever experienced in my whole life. Mouthbreather. The greatest compliment a person as great as he could ever put forth on this world. Parasite. For those less worthy. I remember a day when 35 of us were cowering inside of overlook from the hod hoard and AJAX with his almighty knowledge said " I one ranger, have taken umberglade while all you mouthbreathers cower behind those walls. You dirty the air around me with your filth. " AJAX was right. We were making the air dirty. I immediately after hearing those wise words ported to lions arch in hope of cleansing the air around AJAX. Many others have done the same and never came to wvw again. AJAX once taught me how to take a tower. My hands shivered in his presence. Was it my lack of self respect? Was it the presence of The almighty? Was it the precense of his trusty sidekick Root Beer Ruby. AJAX’S trusty side kick has been beside him for many years slaying thousands. No millions of people but unfortunately it is never enough. AJAX’S thirst can never be quenched. To honor the greatness we as a community have decided to start the AJAX fan club. We are a guild devoted in AJAX’S teachings. WE are based on the homeland of AJAX’S journey. Kaineng. We ask for more rangers to come to Kaineng to Meditate at the almighties blessed land. Children (uplvls) are also welcomed.
We will wear the clothes that the great one used in hopes of feeling his presence. All new to the Fan Club will be given the rank maggot. What a great honor to be bestowed upon you. With more time in this great land will you be promoted to parasite, then mouthbreather. AJAX was truelly an undeniably superior army. He is the only one that could be called an army alone. Rise maggots and come bathe in this great culture. Pm me or allergic to tink for more info. Have a great day you dirty maggots.

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Guild tbt [allergic to grapes]

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Posted by: Bubbles.4937

Bubbles.4937

Priceless. I say convince Ajax to return to ET. That’s what we need! He and the other remaining map trolls can fight to see who can make the last few still stubborn enough to stay on ET rage quit.

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Posted by: Steve Whitley.8359

Steve Whitley.8359

LOL grapes. greatness. i havent seen him in a while. probably doesnt help that i never go to ebg but…

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