Guild Wars 2

Sup. I’m magic toker, aka mr steal yo girl aka mr flex on you aka mr hunt yo thief aka mr #1 win every tourny. Here looking for possible high level players with mechanical understanding, patience, be down to earth, be respectable irl, be able to prove you can compete at the highest level in gw2, recruiting for possible stronghold spots. You can expect to win 1st in every tourny and earn respect in guild wars 2 . Lemme know in mail or in game. Don’t worry about haters they come natural when your at the top and can pull their girl. hit a playa up to be considered

plz don’t take my girl.

id like to tryout. here is a little bit about me
-21 yrs old
-I work the front desk at Jimmy Johns so i get all da girls irl
-i lift a lot of muscle weights
-Gw2 is kinda like my job
-I played for Professional Roamers [Gape] in Blackgate server for 5 months. i also do dungeons profssionally
-i can play thief and revanent
-i actually live on earth so u dont have to worry much about me being down on it
-i once lasted 1.6 mins in a staring contest so i got gud patience
-i dont know much about car mechanics. but i could probqbly learn fast

Thanks for reviewing my applicatin

-Rooster Rammington

Rooster seems really promising. I can vouch for him.

OzarcTheDefialer.5346:

id like to tryout. here is a little bit about me
-21 yrs old
-I work the front desk at Jimmy Johns so i get all da girls irl
-i lift a lot of muscle weights
-Gw2 is kinda like my job
-I played for Professional Roamers [Gape] in Blackgate server for 5 months. i also do dungeons profssionally
-i can play thief and revanent
-i actually live on earth so u dont have to worry much about me being down on it
-i once lasted 1.6 mins in a staring contest so i got gud patience
-i dont know much about car mechanics. but i could probqbly learn fast

Thanks for reviewing my applicatin

-Rooster Rammington

Aeroxe is that you?

Ozie.4176:

OzarcTheDefialer.5346:

id like to tryout. here is a little bit about me
-21 yrs old
-I work the front desk at Jimmy Johns so i get all da girls irl
-i lift a lot of muscle weights
-Gw2 is kinda like my job
-I played for Professional Roamers [Gape] in Blackgate server for 5 months. i also do dungeons profssionally
-i can play thief and revanent
-i actually live on earth so u dont have to worry much about me being down on it
-i once lasted 1.6 mins in a staring contest so i got gud patience
-i dont know much about car mechanics. but i could probqbly learn fast

Thanks for reviewing my applicatin

-Rooster Rammington

Aeroxe is that you?

I’m actually 20 bro. But I think I see what led you to that assumption :P

OzarcTheDefialer.5346:

id like to tryout. here is a little bit about me
-21 yrs old
-I work the front desk at Jimmy Johns so i get all da girls irl
-i lift a lot of muscle weights
-Gw2 is kinda like my job
-I played for Professional Roamers [Gape] in Blackgate server for 5 months. i also do dungeons profssionally
-i can play thief and revanent
-i actually live on earth so u dont have to worry much about me being down on it
-i once lasted 1.6 mins in a staring contest so i got gud patience
-i dont know much about car mechanics. but i could probqbly learn fast

Thanks for reviewing my applicatin

-Rooster Rammington

The panel has instantly denied your request to join the elite, sorry friend.

~~However, I am looking for an assistant to answer my numerous amount of whispers a day that i don’t care about.

id like to submit my application

-plays non meta class
-has multiple beefs with elite players
-mediocre player overall
-has had my girl taken multiple times by toker and co
-#2 bunker guard na 2nd only to the man himself morfeus kensuda
-#2 medi guard na 2nd only to backpacks staff guardian
-old enough for esports
-has an excess of 500lbs designated to esports
-heals at the highest possible rate of 3k hp/s

pls accept me father toker

Dustin.2793:

Don’t worry about haters they come natural when your at the top

If only you spent as much time mastering 3rd grade english grammar as you spent mastering GW2.

scerevisiae.1972:

Dustin.2793:

Don’t worry about haters they come natural when your at the top

If only you spent as much time mastering 3rd grade english grammar as you spent mastering GW2.

Thanks for the spell check ma’am. 150 minutes today on gw2, 20 minutes burning dope, 35 seconds proof reading.

Booms.2594:

id like to submit my application

-plays non meta class
-has multiple beefs with elite players
-mediocre player overall
-has had my girl taken multiple times by toker and co
-#2 bunker guard na 2nd only to the man himself morfeus kensuda
-#2 medi guard na 2nd only to backpacks staff guardian
-old enough for esports
-has an excess of 500lbs designated to esports
-heals at the highest possible rate of 3k hp/s

pls accept me father toker

Moooobs, I put in your name and it got auto blocked lol, wtf? your application has been submitted to the council. I will put in a positive word for you.

I would like to submit my application!

• #1 Engi NA!
• World first rank 80!
• Pioneer of Adventurer Runes Engi, the #1 runeset for condi Engi!
• Inventor of the Veecap!
• Creator of the #gadgetmeta!
• Old enough to buy alcohol for people old enough for esports and not old enough to buy alcohol! Perfectly legal!

Wahoo! Bye frands!

This may sound obvious, but… NA only, correct?

ArrDee.2573:

I would like to submit my application!

• #1 Engi NA!
• World first rank 80!
• Pioneer of Adventurer Runes Engi, the #1 runeset for condi Engi!
• Inventor of the Veecap!
• Creator of the #gadgetmeta!
• Old enough to buy alcohol for people old enough for esports and not old enough to buy alcohol! Perfectly legal!

Wahoo! Bye frands!

Vee Wee has been accepted to be one of our tower guards. I know Vee Wee will provide top notch defense with gadgets and turrets. Also a pro at smuggling booze.

Khenzy.9348:

This may sound obvious, but… NA only, correct?

Correct, EU players wouldn’t make the cut.

Dustin.2793:

Khenzy.9348:

This may sound obvious, but… NA only, correct?

Correct, EU players wouldn’t make the cut.

A pity! I would have liked to try at least!
Hopefully you reach the expected success on your recruitment endeavours! May your new fellow peers may be up to your standards!

Khenzy.9348:

Dustin.2793:

Khenzy.9348:

This may sound obvious, but… NA only, correct?

Correct, EU players wouldn’t make the cut.

A pity! I would have liked to try at least!
Hopefully you reach the expected success on your recruitment endeavours! May your new fellow peers may be up to your standards!

Thank you for your positive wishes my friend. I’m sorry our regions prevent us from realistically trying you out.

I just want to thank everybody that made this possible! My framily! My frands! All my twitch viewers, followers, and subscribers! I want to thank Arenanet for adding this wonderful PvE game mode to PvP! I want to thank our heavenly father for truly blessing me on this historic day! Thank you!

Wahoo! Bye frands!

Time to hard counter your bums on EU.

Just let me get my filthy necro hands on specializations and heavy rit.