Guild Wars 2

Hello friends. It is I, the Great Unseeable! As the propaganda minister for the Empire, I have decided that recruitment drives must be made one of our top priorities.

Now then, let me make this abundantly clear. I am a no-nonsense propaganda minister and I’m sure you want me to get to the point!

The point is that all of these outposts who are dying to get their hands on you are working with the molemen. They’re already a lost cause and you will be drawn into a conspiracy that goes far deeper than you’ll ever know. They will promise you the world, siege equipment, monetary compensation, but all of that is for naught. We fine men of gallantry offer something far better than that. We offer you a cause! Something to instill purpose and to ignite the fury in your heart! No earthly wealth can compare to duty and gallantry, my friends!

Or, if you choose not to join with the Empire, you will be executed for conspiring with the molemen. You already know the right choice to make, soon-to-be-citzen!

Join the Empire’s outpost of Borlis Pass and fight for gallantry and for a proper cause! Care not for these empty promises and molemen lies! I look forward to seeing you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

- Your friendly Empire Propaganda Minister, The Great Unseeable

Yeah… what The Great Unseeable said… I think.