Greetings Fancy Adventurers!
Are you addicted to the thrill of adventure? Always seeking a challenge? Or perhaps you just always seem to crave a certain charred, crunchy, whole-grain breakfast food?
Then this is the guild for you! We invite you to Carnished Toast, a jolly group of fantastic people who just can’t seem to stop throwing toast about the room. Once you get used to the crumbs in your long-johns, we assure you. you’ll quite enjoy it here.
If you think that we might be the band of hooligans for you, mail/whisper one of our toasty mods:
Leaders: Dark Saphira.9243 (Dancer), Excaliber.4195 (Khaz)
Carnishers: Khani.4786 (me…Khani), oshilator.4681 (Osh), Ozymandias.8495 (Osmunder)
Toast Guards: AlraiLuxx.9413 (Alrai), Dork Warrior.7014 (Dork), Hightower.6724 (Hightower), nurarihyon.1587 (Roads), Xhex.1790 (Xhex)
(Disclaimer: We at Carnished Toast are not responsible for any toast-related accidents, including but not limited to, crumbs-in-the-eyes, toasty-Indian-burns, toast sticking to the roof of your mouth, or any incident where toast was carnished too hard.)
Now for those who are interested in statistics/guild resume, here are some extras just for you…
- The People: We have a very diverse group of players – working adults/students/nightshift folks/moms/dads/etc…
- The Count: 200+ (“Active Count” ~75-100)
- The Hours: Our usual peak are ~6-10pm EST and ~2-3am EST (nightcrew)
- The Unlocks: All guild missions are unlocked!
- The VOIP: We have a channel in the main mumble for Tarnished Coast
The Rep policy
Full time repping not required, but we prefer members to rep at least 80% of the time they’re in game!
The Activities:
PvE, Missions, Living Story, World Bosses, Dungeons, FotM, Casual WvW/EoTM, Light RP, and whatever else people feel like doing. We have many seasoned players happy to help you learn all aspects of the game!
Guild Missions
- Guild missions on every Saturday & Sunday 1 hour after reset (Two each day)
- There is a Guild Lottery drawing each Saturday after missions. Prizes include gold, exotic weapons or armor, crafting materials, mini pets or other in-game items. (Prizes vary week to week) Entry fee 25 silver into the guild bank.
Hope to see you soon!
Toast.
It is unlike bread, in that it is crunchy.
Yet, it is unlike stone, as it tastes amazing.
Keep the toast dark side down, and keep your carnishing arms strong!
-Friend of Toast
