Guild Wars 2

Welcome to the Druids of Dhuum “official” recruitment thread! We’re going to try to be really serious about this, because that’s important.

What is the purpose of the Druids of Dhuum?

Fun.

No, really. DoD is an Eredon Terrace guild filled with one sort of person: fun-loving! We are a very casual guild, and we think the goal of playing a game is to have fun. Do we want to clear dungeons easily? Of course. Do we want to be a force to be reckoned with in WvW? Absolutely! Do we want ALL the minis?! DHUUM LOVES MINIS! Oh, sorry. We definitely strive to further Eredon Terrace, but the most important thing is to have fun. So if some of us are in WvW and you want to do a dungeon, go ahead! If we won’t touch Structured PvP with a 49.5ft pole, but you like to get all up in its grill, go for it, yo!

Seriously. What do the Druids of Dhuum do?

Fun.

No, really. In all honesty, we are mainly focused on PvE and WvW. In PvE, we are dungeon-running fiends and masters of all sorts of bosses (you should see Grenth running when we show up!). We also occasionally farm/gather/explore, craft, and we enjoy experiencing the story of Tyria.

As WvW players, we mainly function as a havoc or defending group, and mostly in enemy borderlands. That being said, we join larger groups to take objectives and are happy whether we’re on TS or not, so no worries (Ha-DHUUM-a matata, you know?). Typically, we start in the corner by the Lake tower and head north from there for camps and towers, but recently we’ve become quite fond of spreading Dhuum’s influence into Hills. …I mean capping it for the glory of Eredon Terrace!

Who are the Druids of Dhuum?

DoD was started way back in Guild Wars 1, when the guild I had been in closed due to losing too many players. DoD’s founders and leaders in Guild Wars 2 are Dhuum, Turkadactyl.5308, Trafficone.5301, and Dhuum. No Grenths allowed. The Druids have also popped up in Rift as Epic Guild Name [EPIC] and in the Elder Scrolls Online (my, that was a short stay) as the Druids of Thu’um [DoT] (haha, right?).

DoD is a small guild, currently with 15+ highly active members. Dhuum is always looking for more, though!

Who should join the Druids of Dhuum

DoD is open to just about any sort of player. Because we focus mainly on PvE and WvW, new and experienced players with an interest in those areas will be in grand company, but PvPers are welcome, too. The only real requirement we have is that you have fun whenever possible. We don’t require a specific schedule, because we know that things come up. Certain gameplay styles, classes, genders, or races are not required, because we know things come up (haha, right?). Right now, we are trying to form a solid base in PvE and WvW, but if you want to help start Dhuum’s domination in PvP, have at it! Furthermore, if you’re looking to transfer to Eredon Terrace to join, let us know! We may be able to help fund the transfer fee.

Are there any other rules or requirements we should know about?

Fun.

No, really. Like I said, we don’t require a set schedule or type of gameplay, and we are very casual. Some guilds like to keep things family-friendly, and that’s great, but in DoD you don’t have to worry about what you say (plus, Trafficone talks like the proverbial sailor). Keep it friendly and fun, and we’re good.

In terms of representation, it is definitely encouraged, but not required. We especially encourage representing for a few hours at least if you activate or order an upgrade, but Dhuum will be mighty pleased if you represent all the time.

Mentioning Dhuum every other sentence is also highly encouraged, but not required. I just think it’s funny (haha, right?).

Any last words?
You can find DoD’s website at http://druidsofdhuum.enjin.com/. It has oodles of information and more really bad jokes so you can laugh with (at) us. If you’re interested in joining, or just want to find out more, feel free to reply, message myself or Trafficone, or join the Druids of Dhuum on our site. Also, we have a puppy.

TL;DR: Join Druids of Dhuum on Eredon Terrace (we might even pay your transfer fee!). We’re welcoming and very flexible. Best of all, it’s:

So much fun! I love this guild.

Also! We’re more than 2 members now, but still fun-loving!

Basically, we run dungeons, do living story stuff, level alts, and cause trouble for enemy teams in WvW. Sound like your kind of gig? Join us and have some fun!

A guild this cool deserves a boost to page one. :P

Great guild! Join em!

Shameless bump is shameless.

Omg, finally a decent sounding guild! I’m a returning player looking to join a guild and have fun, and apparently this guild all about “fun” :P I’d love to join up with you guys if you don’t mind. Chill, laid back, and I have a good sense of humor. Just let me know! I’ll be on sometime later, Thanks!

Bump for DoD! Some very good players in this guild!

Come play with DoD sometime, folks! Always free to try, and we’ll even throw in a full year’s Guild Wars 2 subscription costs! WOW!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11!1one

Bump for Dhuum! Bump for ET! Bump for FUN!

For ET and for Fun~

Bump for everyone who likes fun!

Shameless bump is shameless and Dhuum approved!

Hi. I like cheese. I also like whiskey. If you join Druids of Dhuum on Eredon Terrace, we might even give you some virtual (or if we really like you, REAL) cheese and/or whiskey! Don’t worry, we’ve got non-alcoholic cheeses for the young folks too!

We have all sorts of cheeses. We love cheese, and many of our members also enjoy whiskey, but I am not one of them!

They are the virtual cheese supplier to the virtual poutines we’re making.

Bump for DoD!

I am looking for a new guild and I like what I’ve read so far. I am currently on Darkhaven, how would the megaserver/new patch effect joining DoD? Would I still need to transfer? I wouldn’t mind transferring, just curious.

Hi there! You won’t need to transfer unless you’re looking to do WvW with us. As far as PvE is concerned, with this latest upgrade guild upgrades and such are available across all servers so you’d be able to access the bank and get buffs and such from us, and running around in open world PvE as a group and doing dungeons are easy too!

Servers only really matter in WvW anymore, so you should be fine staying on Darkhaven unless you want to participate in WvW with us. Thanks for your interest! Hope to hear from you soon!

Sounds good. I’ll send a bird your way.

I bet you wont take a new level one player though.

Hi Kazme Kun,
We are welcoming of all experience levels! If you’re interested in joining (or trying the guild out), feel free to send me or Trafficone.5301 an in-game mail or PM, or submit an “application” on our site (it’s just some info about what times you play, what you’re interested in doing, etc.)! We’re more than happy to send you more information or an invite.

Excerpt from a “guildmate’s” totally “real” testimonial:

“The Druids of Dhuum are sort of an odd bunch. I mean, this Turkadactyl guy goes around and posts silly things on other guilds’ recruitment messages. I mean, who does that? What a son of a b-” OK we’ll just finish that another time!

Join the Druids of Dhuum, where bad jokes and fun are the name of the game! And if you’re on ET, join us in WvW for ninja-d keeps and all sorts of fun events (Asura zerg, anyone?)!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You play Guild Wars 2. Prepare to join (Druids of Dhuum).

Great group of peeps in DoD! DEFINITELY deserve a bump!

Dhuum demands a bump!

Fun comes in condensed form here! (Asuras)

Gotta give a bump to these peeps!

Bump of shameless bumpiness.

Hey, so…join us. As an update, we’re hoping to build a strong 5-10 player WvW havoc team for reset nights and possibly other scheduled runs if we have interest. We’re also getting more into organized guild dungeon/fractal runs and guild bounties, and are always welcoming for folks interested in organizing PvP teams. DHUUM!

Bump for Dhuum and for Fun!

I think the biggest strength of DoD is that we’re all awesome. We’re like one weird, happy family. We help each other out, rage at the RNG luck of each other, fun stuff like that. We’re multi-server, but our main WvW base is on Eredon Terrace, where we havoc and I grumble about having to fight players. We have a strong PvE core, and we’re always willing to run dungeons, farm zones, fail at jumping puzzles, beat up world bosses, and slog through map completion. We do a lot of living story, too! Basically, we’re friendly, laid-back and fun, and we’d love to hang out with you, even if you don’t join us.

Remember: DoD wants you! Why? Because you’re alive!!!

yaya DHUUUUM! Join these guys, they hand out many cookies and are known for their witty humor. Plus one for lootbags :]

:D Thanks! Dhuum approves! We’re also known for occasionally yelling out DHUUUUUUUM in guild chat. Always good times!

Hi guys. I’m a returning player that needs a lot catch up on. I would like to join your guild since it looks really fun. Are you guys still recruiting? Thanks

Hey moonshot! We sure are still recruiting! I’ll go ahead and send you an invite in-game, and also feel free to register on the guild website if you’re interested.

DoD is still recruiting, even if your arm hair occasionally likes to eat grilled cheese for breakfast!

Worried about whether or not YOUR holiday decorations are allowed to live a virgin (non-cheeseburger) life? No worries! At DoD, we know all about the travails of crispy printers! Join the Druids of Dhuum today for even more nonsensical wisdom and bad jokes!

Do you like to do stuff? Do you like to do THINGS?! Come to DoD where we do all sorts of things and stuff and activities! We have WvW runs, PvP teams, frequent dungeons (including fractals), PvE funtimes, world boss runs, raffles and more! In DoD, you’ll never be just a number in the ranks, you’re a member of the family! DoD is a great place for people who like to find groups to hang with, and even solo players who just want to chat! We are welcoming of new players and veterans alike, and we’re always happy to help people learn about the game. Contact me(Trafficone.5301), Turkadactyl.5308 or Blaze.7185 for more information or an invite!

Have you ever felt as though you don’t hear the call of Dhuum often enough? Are you not a Druid of Dhuum? If you answered yes to EITHER (or neither!) of those questions, join DoD on Eredon Terrace today!

Bump for Dhuum! Bump for fun! Bump just because!

So…hi there. I’m Turk, and I like Dhuum.

All: “Hi Turk, welcome to Druids of Dhuum.”

If a camel had as many humps as this thread has bumps, just how long is the trip to Tipperary?

Another bump here for the Druids of Dhuum. If I wasn’t already a member, I’d totally join!

Lazy bump for DoD is lazy.