Harmless Apple Merchants [HAM] are recruiting brave adventurers from each of the orders! Travel Tyria, meet strange new people, sell fruit. Definitely no espionage.
Who told you there was espionage?
I bet it was Steve.
ANYWAY. [HAM] might be the new kids on the block, but we’ve got big plans. HUGE PLANS. Including regular events, dungeon runs and general shenanigans. But definitely no espionage, whatever Steve has told you.
If ‘selling apples’ sounds like something you’re interested in, contact Aidnu or Gritch Spender on Piken Square. Espionage experience preferred. No reason.
Early market figures suggest investing in apples is a wise move; [HAM] are on the up! Contact Aidnu or Gritch Spender for further details
Initial advances into Ascalonian Catacombs suggest ghosts are unimpressed with apples – early customer feedback hints that offering foodstuffs to those who’ve Shuffled Off This Mortal Coil may be, erm, insulting – but [HAM] continue undaunted!
Roleplay!
Active community!
Newbie-friendly dungeon runs (story and exploration)!
MORE APPLES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT!
Nothing says Wintersday like apples and HAM!
Our glorious leader has decreed this midwinter festival shall henceforth be referred to as ‘Gritchmas’, and [HAM] are therefore thoroughly investigating all Wintersd- ahem, Gritchmas activities to ensure they comply with his glorious vision. Also selling apples, exploring Tyria, and Definitely Not Doing Spy Stuff.
Be ahead of the curve; join now!
Apples! Apples for sale!
Psst. Hey. Hey you. Yes, you. No, don’t point and- Sigh. Look, kid. What part of Secret Society wasn’t explained to you? Just try and act discrete. Maybe buy an apple, or something.
That’s better.
So. You’re here about HAM, right?
See, the thing about merchants is… nobody pays any attention to you. Which puts us HAMsters in a privileged position when it comes to overhearing Interesting Information. You hear something interesting, you pass it along. We keep our eyes and ears open, and Tyria sleeps that bit safer.
So. You hear about somewhere you think we should investigate, you let us know. You think of something you need to, erm, ‘sell more apples’, you holler and we’ll see what we can do. Sound good? Great. Now, you mosey on off – casual, like. All just merchants here, friend.
Apples! Apples for sale!
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