Guild Wars 2

Hello! I’m Murdyr and I’m the leader of Perilous People Club, a social PvX guild made specifically to encourage interaction between guildies and making lasting friendships both while playing GW2 and outside of the game.

Here are a few of the things we can offer you!

• A relaxed atmosphere
• People who will help you with almost anything you need
• Casual dungeon running (we don’t like stacking)
• Players who will PvP with you if you ask in guild chat
• Training runs for raids (working on getting a team going at the moment)
• An active guild chat where you can get to know your guildies
• A Discord server we use whenever we play together (voice chat)

Here is what we are looking for in our guildies!

• Willing to help out guildies
• Wants to make friends in the game
• Able to join and at the very least listen on our Discord server
• Patience and a good sense of humor
• Someone who likes to play with other people

What we DON’T want in the guild is!

• Elitist attitude
• Raging
• People who join and then never do anything with us/ talk to us

As mentioned above, we are trying to get a raid team going. No real experience is required as I and some of the other guildies can just explain it to you. You gotta be patient and willing to take productive criticism though!

Our raiding schedule is the following:

• Wednesday from 7pm to 9pm CEST
• Sunday from 7pm to 9pm CEST

So far, we’ve killed Vale Guardian and Gorseval as a guild and will be moving on to Sabetha training now!

Note: We don’t have a 100% rep policy, however repping would be much appreciated!

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in, please do go ahead and send me a whisper/mail or just reply to this thread! (My in-game name is Murdyr, so just type that in)

Thanks for reading,
Looking forward to hearing from you!

PS:
Feel free to add any horrible jokes you have to the thread even if you aren’t interested in the guild! ^^

A guy walked into a bar… OUCH! It was an iron bar!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

…

“Does this taste funny to you?”

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you guys sound exactly like what i’m looking for! please invite me! i’ll hit you up in game and we can talk more. Cheers!

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away.

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Women only call me ugly till they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

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My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.

You have my Word.

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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon, it’s not the end of the world.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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I tried to catch fog last night.

I mist.
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Hai there.
This sounds just like the kind of guild I’m looking for.
I haven’t played GW2 in ages though and I’ve been looking for an MMORPG to call home these past few days. I think I’ll jump right in on this one, always liked the community here.
Now, I know there’s a been a change long ago and from what I understand, server doesn’t matter anymore that much? I’m on EU, on the Far Shiverpeaks server. What server are you all on?
I’m just updating my game now, I’ll jump in the game soon

Hey man, I’d love to have a chat with you about joining the guild ^^

I play this game way too much so it shouldn’t be too much trouble catching me online, and I generally will have no problems chatting with new recruits!

Though, as mentioned in the original post, we’re raiding Wednesday and Sunday from 7-9 CEST, so that would be the only times that I don’t really have the time to talk to new recruits, as commanding takes a lot of effort, hahah

Edit: I almost forgot to add a joke. Worry not, I will not fail you guys.

Why didn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired!

What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat?

Cantelope
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sounds interesting ill join if youre still recruiting

For sure, hit me up in game and we can have a chat about you joining ^^

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What’s the soft stuff between sharks’ teeth?

Slow swimmers.

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?

It suffered from withdrawals.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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Yo
You guys sound like something I’d be interested in joining (although, I guess i should probly change my ts to discord :P). So, if you guys are looking for members, just hit me up in a game. Looking forward to it!

Welcome to Sliwer, our newest recruit! ^^

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Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Recently joined this guild, and after a week or two I gotta say it is definitely worth checking out! Great people with good humour (if you overlook the jokes in this thread of course)

And doing raids with this group brought me back to what I loved about the game when it first got released!

So yeah: bumpity bump bump!

Really appreciate the bump, especially because I didn’t even have to pay you for it :p

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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What’s green, fuzzy and if it fell down a tree it would kill you?

A pool table.
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You’ve got to hand it to blind hookeres.

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I messaged you yesterday. Can be online this whole afternoon. So let me know if you’re online (here)

Hey Abrikoos!
Sorry I haven’t gotten to you yet, been super busy IRL lately! I’ll be on tomorrow around 9-10pm CEST if you wanna have a chat then! ^^

Hope to see you in game,
Murdyr

PS: don’t worry, didn’t forget to add a horrible great joke!

I just like to sleep naked. The air-hostess could have been a bit more understanding. :I

Hey, thats ok. I won’t be online though at that time because im going out with friends. I will be online this morning and afternoon. Otherwise, most of the day tomorrow.
Hopefully see you then!

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

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Why is women’s soccer so rare?

It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

No idea, what do you call them? o_O

Nobody Knows!

Good one, hahaha! I have another one ^^

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.

Hello there, i’m interested in ur guild and would have to have a chat about it as i’m interesting if u r still recruiting… would be nice to know when to reach u best.

Hey there! I’ll be online most of the weekend and during the evenings in weekdays ^^

(Bad joke incoming!)
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.