Guild Wars 2

My name is Brandon from TCS – The Clubbing Seals – a guy who has been a part of the PvP scene since a small year (wished it was longer sometimes) and part of a team which has been active since a bit over a year.
Due to some events in the past, the team that has been featured on the videos does not exist in it’s current form, and we really want to get our heads back in the game together. Despite TCS’ large member pool, not a lot want to actively want to play with us, and be on TS when we do so…

What we currently have are:
- A sleepy and hungry Dane, playing things like Warrior, Power Necro, Mesmer, Ranger soon and Bananas… Though he mostly plays Warrior, since he can do that asleep
- A Hungarian with a sexy accent, Veteran of Guild Wars 1, who is our beloved Guild Leader and as much a Multi-Class as many of us, maining Mesmer and is oftentimes the Guardian of the team
- A Dutchman with a thing for building rockets and space and a sick fetish of stabbing people repeatedly untill they drop… Or else he will stab again… Plays mostly Thief and Warrior
- Another Dutchman, me, who likes to theorize about the end of the world, the game mechanics and builds… Playing nearly everything, sides Ranger and Thief, though am mostly succesful on my Elementalist, Necromancer, Guardian, Engineer, Mesmer and Warrior… oh wait…

Of course, we have something to offer as well, we are not going to recruit empty handed, so what we can give is;

• A healthy playerbase within the guild, ranging from nearly all areas of the game (Guild Missions and Fractals even if you are interested :O )
• A TeamSpeak channel, which we oftentimes abuse to vent our real life frustrations
• A reasonable staff within the guild, mad props to the Guild Leader Pam
• Some of the sexiest European accents on the said TeamSpeak
• Healthy discussions about balancing, Guild stuff, food, sleep and Thermodynamics
• Open minded people
• Dance lessons
  And last but not least:
• A group ranging on the Leaderboards from about top 500 if we play (If this means anything now), having all played about 2000 matches on average, somewhat more or less…

Now of course, we do expect some stuff in return as well, so here we go:

• Be active, not in the game per se, but mostly socializing on TS or something else, a good base for a healthy team is just becomming vast friends, which we can offer
• Some understanding of the game, but if you are here, we’d expect you to have it
• Enough experience to feel comfortable – the rough 1k games mark is what we aim for, but there is no shame in having less
• Able to take several levels of kittening about stuff, yes, we tend to complain a lot on TS, but rarely on players that are in there
• Open minded
• Able understand practical jokes, I mean, we tend to make fun of one another… a lot
• No pressure mindset – though we aim to win, we do not want to scream at one another on TS in a match, be cool, complaining is fine, but cursing to one another is not

Lost? Confused? Lonely? Constipated? Horny? Hurt? Crazy? Excitable? Bumfuzzled? Hungry? Lactating? Hairy? “The Clubbing Seals [TCS]” Is a guild for every state of body and mind. PM me for an invite!