First of all you have to ask yourself, whether you actually are a teef (spoken T-E-E-P-H) or just some idiot that
doesn’t know what class he’s playing.
doesn’t have about a clue about thiefs, eh teefs.
If this first step that will indefinitely lead to your own demise fulfillment has been taken, then you may continue with finding out who we are:
We are UniQ aka Special Snowflakez
(Yes, I have trolled you with that one)
Our current setup consists of pretty much the former members of BoX:
Milo Kryta aka the guy keeping you alive as Staff Auto all day Bunker Guard
Bullet Punch aka the dude winning the 1v1 Server forever as Offguard
Qouve aka the former Hipster, now mainstream ele
Odium aka the soloq addict as engi
[INSERT TEEF DOING SOLID 1337 BACKSTABS HERE]
In case you’re still reading, this post has more:
I’m NOT KIDDING. This time.
We are all Top 25 and that’s what we aim for – tryharding inc.
You have to cabable of speaking some sort of English, since communication is everything. You can ask Qouve on that one, he hates people that stay silent in ts.
REMEMBER I’M NOT KIDDING AND CONTACT ME INGAME OR ON THE FORUMS ASAP UNLESS YOU WANT TO MISS THE OPPORTUNITY!
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“Take me to wonderland…”, she said,
as she finished beating me up a mole times.
Let’s try something you’re actually good at.
aaaaaaaand the countdown has started 42 minutes ago!!!! gogo get that free Slot and a once in- a livetime Chance at the most tryharding possible! (sry not playing thief, but ranger^^ just tell me if you were to neeed one)
Kodash RANGER, War, Thief, Mesmer, Guard
proud member of NV
Thank you for the two free bumps!
After several days of beating up testing thiefs, eh teefs, we have found our man, wherefore further applications for the spot will be ignored.
In case I did not answer your mail / was constantly offline ingame, ask yourself some questions:
Did you trashtalk me? In that case you’re blocked.
Did you play turret engi in soloq? Blocked.
Did you get on my nerfes in any other way? Blocked!
Blocked? Blocked! Blocked, blocked, blocked.
Overall I want to thank all people, who were tested, since I now am able to beat just about every thief spec played out there. Furthermore one of you holds the record for eating a 6k prybar, which is something to be proud of, I guess!
“Take me to wonderland…”, she said,
as she finished beating me up a mole times.
Let’s try something you’re actually good at.
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