Guild Wars 2

Are you a noob?
Do you find it hard to level?
Do you die often, and instantly regret your class choice?

If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, this guild is not for you.

If you’ve answered no to all of these questions, then it is my honor to introduce you to FOR UNITY, a guild comprised of the ROUGHEST and TOUGHEST, MUSCULAR GOD-LIKE MEN in all of Tyria…you know what, scratch that, the entire WORLD.

Our Glorious Golden Wings Spread from the Frigid Northern-most Shiverpeak Mountains to the Southern-Most Desolate Ruins of Orr. You can find us dominating filthy peasants, the dark magics of the risen, stomping disgusting spiders, and obliterating your low-life friends and your mother…in bed.

If you think you have what it takes, then call upon our glorious leader – that’s me, of course – for a direct indoctrination into the utmost elite sanction in all of Crystal Desert (World).

What are you waiting for filthy peasant? Don’t you want to join to become a Glorious Golden God like us?!

JOIN NOW.

P.S. No redditors. (Because no one cares about your cake day)