Guild Wars 2

Attention all jabronies,

Good Fights is recruiting highly dedicated players for WvW and GvG’s. What does highly dedicated mean? Listen up plebs.
——-If you aren’t willing to quit school, divorce your wife, orphan your children, tell your boss to eat a bag of kittens, sell your house for a dual SLI 24" gaming laptop and play gw2 on a park bench with a hacked 5g wireless connection without food or shelter in the blistering winter 24/7, stop right here and go join some no skill button mashing knitting club – [GF] is not for you.

The amount of skill we in [GF] have is unmatchable. All you will see is a huge cloud of lag from an enemy zerg and our guild emerging unscathed to pull their spine through their rectum for embarrassing themselves with such a display of SKILL. If that doesn’t fit you, then continue letting one of those drinking birds peck away at your keyboard while you huff nitrus and inevitably fail in all facets of the game.

We want MAINS for the classes listed below. If they arent your MAIN , either make it your MAIN before you apply or get out of my face.

WHAT WE WANT:
——-High Desire:
Necros
Guardians
Warriors

——-Medium Desire
Thieves
Mesmers
Elementalists-STAFF

——-Low Desire
Engineers
Rangers

Typically our recruitment process will take at least several weeks (in some cases months), the following is required of all prospects:

-Must be at least 18 years of age
-Level 80 and fully exotic/ascended
-Run an approved GF build OR prove yours is as good or better with the comp we provide.
-Be on or transfer to the Maguuma server
-Raid with us for at least 3-4 times a week during your evaluation
Teamspeak with a mic is a requirement. (Seriously, if you are a mute or a dude trying to roleplay a kitten online then please refrain from applying. However, if you are a mouth breather you are more than welcome.)

ONLY RESPECTFUL AND NON-TROLL RESPONSES WILL BE CONSIDERED.

APPLY HERE:
http://www.gfguild.com/

Thank you,

-Cabbage