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Posted by: Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046

Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046

To stack on our server, at the moment we own twice as much points then our opponents combined.

But it isn’t enough!
We want total coverage, total domination and total destruction of every door that stands in our way!

Forget teir 1 tier 2 is where it’s at..

-Great fights with npc’s!
-Exciting scouting around empty maps for people who try to do their world completion.
-We shall karma train around EB to make sure everything is paper so you can get your valuable karma and Wxp
-When we face a equal opponent we shall build siege and spam disablers till out EB blob arrives to make sure those 20 people dying to our arrowcarts get tagged by everyone so we can rejoice and get the 5 bags of enormous amounts of loot those 20 people drop , because well.. i was sure we tagged all 20 of them but nvm. back to PvD.

-Come join us for our awesome jumping puzzle train.. we used to have one when the server was organizing to tackle all the new stuff introduced at launch.
-We shall capture the Skritt and make sure you get your Poi

-We shall escort dollies to add more supplies to our overflowing supplycamps to build more siege we won’t use ever.

-And when we finally go to a higher tier and face stronger opponents we shall make sure to abandon WvW because we get no karma and there is better loot to be had opening buried chests on some random map.

-Also we shall put effort in to make sure we are earning abour -2 g every hour keeping WvW interesting for the pugs who got so tired or clicking and running for shinies.

-Still not convinced?

I am on that server.. come join and bask in my illuminating presence, while i curse out the gamemode i love..

PS: we will pay 30g per nightcapper that joins us, because following and supporting competitive sociopaths is more important then the fun we can have fighting even fights!

so yeah, sounds great right?

All you have to do now is pay 20$ to swap!

cya soon!

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Posted by: Jess.6710

Jess.6710

OMG this sounds so familiar

[NUDE] Jesuki – Far Shiverpeaks

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Posted by: Martin.4263

Martin.4263

Kind of a low way to show your jealousy
Anyhow the more does this show what a great community GH has!

Thanks for the hating

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Posted by: Arctisavange.7260

Arctisavange.7260

You do know that the matchup is totaly random, whether you get good servers to face off against or bad ones, its all a gamble!?

In addition to that, why combine PVE pugs with the core WvW pugs? You kitten know quite well its kittened for numerous logical reasons (hopefuly youl figure them out).

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Posted by: Roo Stercogburn.9671

Roo Stercogburn.9671

Go home Merlin, you’re drunk

Also, I need a new intro segment for the Gunnars Hold vids. The one you previously did for us is getting, well, old

Master Baker on Gunnars Hold serving you hot cookies.
Looney vids at http://www.youtube.com/feed/UCRhCtfrF9GhxU1CoeZSN0kQ/u
Midnight Mayhem

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Posted by: Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046

Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046

shall do ^^

Btw.. Gunnars is awesome!

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