Guild Wars 2

[NUDE]’s 2 rules to live by:
1. Have fun (and get drunk in the process, if applicable)
2. Follow your bliss

Formally Naked N Drunk [NUDE], now Beige [NUDE], due to an ill-disposed change by Anet, is now recruiting on the Darkhaven server! We are recruiting for all timezones: NA/EU/SEA.

When we are not at the liquor store, you can usually find us on Home Borderlands (sometimes drunk, sometimes naked, and sometimes both).. We do border hop, we have crazy parties in TS, and we kill kitten. But we also like to ram it up hard (not up Emma’s behind though!). We love taking small groups to other maps and using our sexy bodies to our advantage, if you know what I mean.

NUDE is also currently expanding our EU / SEA and Oceanic time zones, so that at all times of the day, we do have people on borderlands and in our Teamspeak channel. For example, our current roster on the weekends will vary from 15-30 players online and on a weeknight (NA timezone) 10-20. As for EU prime time it will be anywhere from 5-10 players, perfect for making a small roaming group during the day.

Another thing, and you may have heard, we are famous for our defense of home borderland. You will NOT find another guild that is as obsessed about having our home border 100% ours, upgraded, sieged, and defended. We are RARELY on EB. We are a specialized borderland map WvW guild and we are good at what we do on these borders. We offer various commanders to our server. We DO NOT have zerg busting commanders and we do not yell “stack, stack, stack!”. We play for PPT. Small scale and tower/keep defense is our thing. That means we welcome any and all pugs(heroes) to follow our commanders.

With that being said, we are NOT a serious hardcore guild. We kitten around most of the time and somehow get things done… with style. We are also known far and wide from our weekly raid event called “Naked Nite”. This is our way of letting loose and having a blast… usually drunk and armor-less all night long. Oh and did I mention, we are very LGBT friendly!

We do offer weekly guild missions, a custom guild arena, and a “PvE” day for people who insist on doing that. Our guild upgrades that are important are constantly available: +5 supply, 10% magic find, 10% gathering, etc..

[NUDE] requires that you use the Darkhaven public teamspeak. We do have our own channel and we use it, we welcome anyone to come party in our TS channel! We also use the public WvW channels for most events. Since we use teamspeak, and we have people who play this game for the social aspect as well as WvW, we are a close group and very very SOCIAL. Don’t be surprised if you join and 2 months later we know all of your deepest darkest secrets We support each other ingame and in real life, we throw birthday parties and send each other get well gifts. We have a very active guild forum and a facebook group that is used daily.

Ready to make a fool of yourself and kill stuff? Take that armor off and get ready to ram it!

Contact :
NA – hmsgoddess.3869 aka Emma Vine
NA – jess.6710 aka Jesuki
EU – toad.1482 aka OddToad

I love my Nudies!

As a commander I DO NOT do open field when I can avoid it. Why? #1 we as Nudies DO NOT follow the meta in teams, builds or anything else. No synergy in our formations etc. This is due to our Uniqueness as a guild. We are a guild of inclusion not exclusion. We don’t exclude people because of builds, gear, level, playstyle or skills. This guild was created on a need we saw in WvW. For people who wanted to do WvW but felt excluded because of the above mentioned factor. Our Guild Motto: Follow Your Bliss. Secondly, we also almost exclusively run with what people call pugs, we call them heroes. With this kind of group play open field fights are best left to teams that focus on that.

We DO NOT do EBG. The reason? EBG will always be the first map to que up, it will always have people who play that map exclusively it will always have a fight there. In other words, 99% of the time EBG is covered well enough not to need us. We have been known to come and help defend our keeps when the server is desperate but we find this is rarely needed. We play pretty much home bl and the enemy borders. That’s where you will find us.

We havoc/roam, siege keeps and towers, run dollies (when we can), repair gates and towers, cap camps, defend our homeland, cap towers and keeps when and where we can period. 90% of my guild has tags as such, Nudies tend to be free thinkers, and independent which makes my job harder as a commander. We have a joke in the guild that getting Nudies together is like herding kittens. kitten hard, so when it happens its like a birthday present. But, don’t think our organization is lacking, despite what you may think our organization is actually organized chaos, and it works for us. We do make progress and we do get points and we value that too. We like to win too, but we aren’t going to forsake our health, home life or fun to achieve it. It is a game to us, nothing more.

We havoc/roam, siege keeps and towers, run dollies (when we can), repair gates and towers, cap camps, defend our homeland, cap towers and keeps when and where we can period. 90% of my guild has tags as such, Nudies tend to be free thinkers, and independent which makes my job harder as a commander. We have a joke in the guild that getting Nudies together is like herding kittens. kitten hard, so when it happens its like a birthday present. But, don’t think our organization is lacking, despite what you may think our organization is actually organized chaos, and it works for us. We do make progress and we do get points and we value that too. We like to win too, but we aren’t going to forsake our health, home life or fun to achieve it. It is a game to us, nothing more. We work when here but in our own way.

double post much?

Guardian of Angels.9867:

double post much?

My bad sorry was so excited to play all day today cause I had the day off! I just wanted to post fast and get to the game!

Still looking for awesome people. do you have the nudie awesomeness???

RioT <3 NUDE

Is rep required? I’d like to join on TS and run the nude nights, but I’ve got some other homies I rep for too.

Good question! And the answer is: No we are not 100% rep We just ask that when you feel like raiding or hanging with us to rep.

Jess.6710:

Good question! And the answer is: No we are not 100% rep We just ask that when you feel like raiding or hanging with us to rep.

Well we do like people who make us laugh a lot.

How is the EU coverage in darkhaven compared to the other T4-T5 servers in NA? (like roughly how many players are on in EU primetime 19-22 CET )

still looking for awesome people!