Guild Wars 2

If you’re in Whiteside ridge then read, if not…LEARN TO READ you skritt brained bookah!

Arrrrrr!! Ye landlowing rats of limited mental capacity should know a good pirate guild when you see one! Love raiding, looting and pillaging? Then don’t just stand there looking stupid, enroll and look stupid under our banner! Lo and behold our symbol of might and cunning – the mighty green parrot!

Here are the things we need new sla..pirates for:
- getting those statues in orr and world bosses down for dragonite pieces
- harvesting those orr resource nodes together
- doing dungeons good in old pirate style – ye enter with your crewe and ye loot & pillage no selling/buying shannenigans
- fractals are good too from time to time
- doing living (not for long!) story together
- unlocking and doing guild activities for those sweet rewards and laughing at eachother’s failures!

A pirate crew is like a family. That means we hate eachother and don’t wanna even know you exist, asides when we go and pillage:) So expect no kitten control on every step, no teamspeaks, no forums no etc stuff. Small, simple and smelly, just the way you like it!

Get together to do the stuff we need, then it’s totally up to you if you go do personal story with guildie, just chat under tha palms with risen or go jump off a cliff using the lame “it was a jump quest” excuse! Just be sure to leave your valuables and next of kin before you go puzzle jumping!

What are you still reading for?
Apply to Monsterzed or The Puller to get caged…erm i mean join our krewe!