Guild Wars 2

Hey there Anvil Rock, I’m a totally hoopy frood looking for a hook up with a fun new guild.

Me:
- 80 Elementalist
- Not very good
- Not online regularly so don’t count on me
- Down to run a dungeon if I’m actually online
- PvP sounds good too but I’ll probably die all the time
- I hate everyone, don’t take it personally
- Really, I feel that a lot of people would be better off if we shot them into the sun

You:
- A Guild with people in it
- That log on and want to do stuff once in a while
- Witty banter is a plus
- Unsavory characters are a double plus
- Seriously what I’m really looking for is a bunch of cantankerous individuals who laugh at the expense of others
- If you have a story akin to setting your neighbor’s cat on fire because he kept eating your chickens, you are probably the guild for me
- No social crack smokers
- No voice chat requirements cause I’m probably not going to do that

If you feel that you and I would be a good match, feel free to drop me a line.

Hey Elephant Gerald! Sounds like you’d fit right in here! We are on a different server though.
The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on FA, we allow new recruits to guest to try out our guild and allow time before moving.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

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Come check us out, we might be right up your alley….

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/guilds/recruitment/SSW-Shadow-Sworn-Warriors-NA-AR