“Married Couple Looking to Spice Up Their Gaming Life”
An Eastern Time Zone couple on Sanctum of Rall are currently seeking to add a little more thrill to our gaming life and we need your help! We come as a pair and would like to stay as a pair, but expand our circle of human interaction—-because we’re parents to a toddler and haven’t the ability to have a life beyond our home. Our special talents include singing every song ever found in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse shows and reciting Green Eggs and Ham from memory.
What we’re looking for: Home. Despite the risqué title at the top, we’re very family-friendly and Christ-centered. We don’t curse, we don’t use the Lord’s name in vain, we don’t party (see that we have a toddler), and we’re old enough to know that we don’t like drama—-we can’t even stand reality TV. It would be nice to find a guild that we could comfortably leave the VoIP open and not have to worry about our parroting toddler picking up a new vocabulary of a few choice words. So, if you’re a family-friendly guild that doesn’t tolerate cursing or a Christian guild that could appreciate two old geezers in young bodies, we’d like to hear from you.
We are:
- Members on Sanctum of Rall
- PvX
- Christian
- Family-friendly
- Late 20s
- Driven insane by Mickey Mouse
We seek:
- Family-friendly or Christian-based
- Preferably SoR guild for WvW
- PvX
- Bonus: VoIP and/or website
The husband: He’s a former WoW-head that was converted to Guild Wars 2 upon marriage to his fantastically amazing wife (me). He rather PvP or smash faces in WvW than complete any part of his personal storyline. He currently mains as a Warrior…and has no characters over level 40. He likes to discuss the Bible, theologies, philosophies, and a whole bunch of other -ies. If Guild Wars 2 offered in-game fishing, he’d never log off because fishing is his life.
The wife: words fail to describe me, but I’ll try. In-game I am very easily distracted by events, harvesting nodes, bosses, and high cliffs that I must toss my pixel body off of. I unintentionally Leroy Jenkins at times and at other times I intentionally do it. I think a game should be fun and never a chore. I don’t run Meta Builds unless I feel like winning some matches in PvP and I will randomly start dancing in game because I wish I had moves like that in real life. I have 3 level 80s, but I main as a Druid. I do take direction well when partying with an actual group and I’m dependable. I’ll keep you alive or die trying.
Other: We have a nephew who is currently attending Moody Bible Institute (our entire family is Christian, hope that’s gravy with you) and likes to play when it doesn’t interfere with his studies. He has 2 level 80s and I believe his current main is a Ranger. He too likes to discuss the Bible, theologies and philosophies. He would like to find a guild as well and it would be nice to keep our family together if possible.