Guild Wars 2

Please no moverino, looking for forum is ded
Hello everyone, my name is Thee Faux.
I am undoubtedly the best turret engi in the game. In 1v1 there’s very few that consistently beat me, and if they are about to I instacrate. I basicly know everything there is to turret engi, like did you know you can overcharge your thumper turret to knock someone back? I always die on point #worth. Turrets ALWAYS pull my weight when I’m playing seriously. I’ve been playing this game for less than a year but that doesn’t matter cause turrets.. I watch every tourney, I look at all the strats and comps and splits. I know almost every mechanic there is to know in this game. To be frank, I’m a god.
Previously I’ve been on two teams. Both those teams failed. Basically I have a personality issue, it’s hard being royalty surrounded by peasants. So if you want to win, pick me up and endure my horrible personality and upbringing #turrets.
Here I am looking again for a team. Basically, I want a good team. I just want a team where I’m not significantly better than everyone else. I don’t want to have all the pressure on me to make plays because I’m the best player. I don’t want to “carry”, basically. I want no weak links, good teamwork, and good mechanical skill. I also want to play with people that I like and enjoy playing with. I know that in game I seem like an arrogant jerk sometimes, but honestly it’s just the anonymity of the internet getting to me. In real life I’m much worse. I dont ever rage in teamspeak, I never call anyone bad, etc. I’ll just ignore you for a week and expect you to still love me.
So yeah
If anyone is interested, you can PM me at GodHasResigned.5720 or my character name “thee faux”
And if anyone questions my title as best turret engi in the world just remember I beat jazzy and that other turret engi he runs with two games in a row where I self proclaimed myself “the champ”. I also once complained about how annoying turrets were when I was on a warrior, and a teammate yelled “IS THE LORD OF TURRETS REALLY TALKING RIGHT NOW?” Thus crowning me lord of the turrets.

even my retared dog can play turrets engi , the build take so much skills to play . Theres people bragging about being good at turrets just make this game mode look worse…. go back to pve plz

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even my retared dog can play turrets engi , the build take so much skills to play . Theres people bragging about being good at turrets just make this game mode look worse…. go back to pve plz

Right over his head xD

Im creating a team of all turret engies in hopes that they change tourney rules. However we require all our team members to play naked ON WEBCAM, since theres nothing better to do while our turrets are fighting for us than to admire one another’s bodies. If you’re OK with this, come with us and unload our turret skillz all over pugs.

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even my retared dog can play turrets engi , the build take so much skills to play .

Challenge accepted.

man i see what u did there and its pretty funny xD it was indeed a thread worth of some sarcasm

LOL
A very good parody, well done.

lmao i knew something would make this, i’ll add it to my copypasta list.

Faux lets make a team!!!!

how you copied my idea and got more replies! BS!

Hahaha it’d be nice if one of your turrets was a throne you could sit in playing “can’t touch this” on repeat

lmao @OP

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Faux lets make a team!!!!

And kudos to you for reacting that way, haha. ^^

I don’t appreciate impersonating me. Everyone knows I’m the king of all pets, but don’t you fear. I have a nice cozy spot on #2 for you my skillful man!

#threadOfTheYear

So, can I join your team or what? I am the best mesmer NA.

you just did creature @ start