Guild Wars 2

[MEAN] is opening up recruiting again on Darkhaven with the launch of Heart of Thorns. We’re a well-established zerg-busting/GvG guild that has been on Darkhaven since launch. MEAN has been a gaming community for even longer (10 years) and we have previously been the top PvP guild in games such as City of Heroes, Warhammer Online and ArcheAge.

For more info and to get a sense of who we are, check out our website: http://vindictiveonline.com

Who are we looking for?

We’re looking for WvW players who want to be the best, because that’s what MEAN aims to be.

We prefer that members who join us already have fully-geared characters and experience on the battlefield, but with the launch of the new expansion, we’re also willing to take on new players and train/gear them for WvW.

While we don’t require 100% rep, we expect members to take pride in the fact that they’re in MEAN, and to rep us before any other guild when in WvW.

At this time, we are only looking for players who have mics and can use Teamspeak.

What can we offer you?

We are a fights-focused guild that raids almost every night and does multiple GvGs every week. MEAN has some of the most respected commanders and drivers on the server. We tend to run 15 or so on the battlefield every night, and usually have around 20-25 for reset.

With the launch of Heart of Thorns, we’ll also be setting up nights to farm the new raid content and quickly get our Guild Hall.

Finally, we’re willing to help members out with gear costs once they’ve established themselves as a reliable member of the guild (attending raids, GvGs, etc.). We’ve helped many of our members out with things like getting their Ascended armor.

Expectations

Zerg-busting can be a high pressure environment, so we’re looking for people who are willing to work hard, but who can also deal with losses and listen to criticism on how to get better. If you have a kittenty attitude and are not willing to listen, this is not the place for you.

MEAN also has a no grey text rule in WvW, aside from the customary fight initiations such as /bow. We don’t want our members laugh spamming or any other sort of behaviour that reflects poorly on the guild.

That aside, we have a pretty irreverent attitude. We joke around a lot. We play to win, but after we win, it’s time to pop our kodan tonics and have giant orgies.

Our videos

You can find our fight comps and GvGs on our vimeo page, with new videos going up every other week.

https://vimeo.com/user29906722

Who to contact

If you’re interested in joining, contact one of our four leaders below, or go to our website and fill out an application. You need to register as a forum user first: http://vindictiveonline.com

Tryden the Illmatic (Tryden.6738) — Guild Driver
Twerk Team Leader (henry pablo.7406) — Guild Driver
Olcan Wight (Retribution.3058) — Guild Leader
Xairyen (Fusrodahn.3709) — High Warlord of PvE

Bump Because We Are Good

bump good guild hot girls

bump if you have a ranger

Got our guild hall last night. And welcome to the new members that have joined so far <3

Don’t kick me from ts tryden

RIP

????????????? Tryden?

Welcome to everyone who joined. Still looking for more players, come do some pve with us or whatever

You know that psycho hot chick you should have stayed away from but keep hooking up with (and it’s not because she can cook.. at least not in the kitchen).

Being in [MEAN] is a little bit like that. There are times you question your sanity, well being and life choices while in the guild but my god when things are good they’re spectacular.

Also everything you’ve read or heard about us being a WvW or GvG guild with some PvP thrown in… It’s a lie. That’s the old us. The new us is all about the PVE content, we even managed to somehow get a guild hall!

BTW great job on the [MEAN] videos Tryden! The intro of the hypening video posted above encapsulated perfectly the milieu of the guild, for anyone interested check them out and check us out!

I bump for Olcan, not that Tryden guy. My friend (Nutmeg Crudum) started playing other games with him, then shortly after she disappeared from gw2.

Screw you Tryden! This means war.

Arius.7031:

I bump for Olcan, not that Tryden guy. My friend (Nutmeg Crudum) started playing other games with him, then shortly after she disappeared from gw2.

Screw you Tryden! This means war.

this makes me sound like a murderer

thanks for the bump ppt king jorek

So last night we gathered in the new PVE map of Verdant Brink to farm some flax in order to upgrade our newly acquired guild hall.

While engaging in this fun activity we thought we should have even more fun and prove our newfound PVE prowess by doing something called an “event”. The event seemed innocuous enough as all we were asked to do was gather eggs for a very friendly looking frog. We climbed some cliffs and found a great boatload of eggs just sitting there next to some cute little wyverns. As we began to collect the eggs the cute little Wyverns started attacking us for no apparent reason at all! Next thing we knew was that our entire guild wiped to these wolves in sheep clothing.

It was in that moment that we realized how terrible and unprepared we were into this PVE foray and that we are in desperate need of PVE masters to teach us the ancient ways of PVE.

As such if you are one of those mighty people with the Dungeon Master title that can tell us the difference between a 1 and a 3 option in dungeons (they are difficulty levels right?) or if you are a fractal god with dreams of organizing PVE raids and groups and have ever felt a calling or desire to expand your PVE crushing skills to try out Guild VS Guild, World VS World or Player VS Player content… check us out!

We will worship your PVE abilities like the God or Goddess you truly are!

Come check us out and help us get good, or at least come watch the trainwreck unfold from the inside. Either way you will likely have a good time!

PS: You don’t actually have to be a full fledged god player to join our guild we are also accepting people that just barely have their training wheels, as long as you are active, friendly, older than 18 and are willing to learn.. you may be just what we are looking for and hopefully we can satisfy your needs in return

Looking for people who want to main revenants and dragonhunters

Also willing to help with transfers, especially if you used to be on DH and are thinking about coming back

Reset was a blast last night. Looking for a few more people to fill out our roster. Any class welcome, though we have a preference for guards and dragonhunters right now

Fun raid tonight. Still recruiting, hit us up