“Ur all trash!” the spvp player said,
as angry nerd tears rolled down his fat young cheeks.
as angry nerd tears rolled down his fat young cheeks.
GW2 name: Puff w/ variations of Cocoa
Requirements: Good players that will take me with my busy schedule. A realistic shot at winning. Beat me in duels 50%+ of times.
Objective: Free trip to China/b-sports.
Expectations: Just throwing my name out there. Especially as a last minute replacement for dysfunctional teams.
I main engi. I can likely pick up necro and warrior. Possibly mesmer and ranger. Who knows after the patch? Open to running whatever comp.
Pros: – Experienced with thousands of teamq’s, etc.
- knows simple math (rotations). E.g. Backcapping an open point means you’re outnumbered; can your team survive to make it worth backcapping, or will the enemy win the team fight and snowball…
- communicates all the time
- sex appeal
Cons: – RL busy, can’t commit a lot of time
- Unsure of my schedule atm
- Haven’t been playing for a few weeks
- Need to rebind my keys if I start playing again (esp. dodge button). Need adjustment time.
- too much sex appeal
NA/EU is dependent on schedule, teams and latency.
Carry me to China.
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