Brans Mistake [XI]
“Let me make you my mistake.”
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR READERS
If we bump this post to page 1 we are open for recruitment for both raids and social aspects of the guild.
SO HELLO AGAIN!
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Welcome readers!
“Dream big, cause everyday is Sunday.”
We talk a lot. Also we really want a sofa in the guild halls. And those dam raid statues man. (Derp have all jokes on you) #HoTsofa
We are a fully international PVX guild, focused on all aspects of GW2 with players from all time zones. Here you will find friendly laid back, family orientated members with an active guild chat and regular requests for guild parties to enjoy the game we all love.
If you are looking for a permanent guild for letting your EMOOOTIO00OONS HGJFSJNBSIODHDSOVJA
:P run wild, random guild missioning (just kidding guild missions are every Sundays) or just want to pull your Size XXL pants down for fun, WE ARE THE RIGHT GUILD FOOOOOOR YOU!
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Contents
Post 1: For the Socialites
- This post includes everything you need to know about [XI] and its family. (I think its too small though BIGGER POST SIZE PLEASEEEE
)
Post 2: For the Raid Hungry (Ctrl F – THUNDERRRR)(Yes, 4 Rs.)
- 100% pure cotton, raids. (Yes, if you’re hardcore or if you’re looking for raid stuff its here alright)
What We Offer
- Raids (I mean, why wouldn’t we? HO TRAVELER)
- Weekly Guild Missions & Buffs/Banners for dem favor, por favor?
- Guild Events with Presents
- Dungeons & Fractals (Social & Hardcore)
- PvP YO NEW REWARD SYSTEM YO
- WvW Jade Quarry very very small group roams :>
- Already Fabulicious upcoming guild parteeeeh hallz! Les celebrate !!!!!
Guild Missions: We only run them as per needed, don’t really need them now SOZ
- Sunday 10:01pm [GMT +8] | Saturday 07:01pm [PDT]
“Free slivers, free silvers.” – Bran 2015
“Free slivers, no silvers.” – Bran 2016
“2017 is coming insert here.” – Bran pre2017
WvW (Jade Quarry)
“Outnumbers are always a fun in the sun so don’t you run you scum.”
We roam basically anytime anyplace this is more of an off-time hobby of mine and a few others but you are most welcomed to join for some fun
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Recruitment Requirements
- Representation of the guild is mandatory for new comers during times where you do activities with the guild. We expect the new XI members to warm up to the guild before unrepping for other responsibilities. After all, family is family and you would just be melting our popsicles if you aren’t part of it.
- We are mainly based in Jade Quarry, and yes we do go for small group roams if time permits, but however being a PvE based guild any server is suitable.
- Must be a supporter for #HoTSofa (Cashmere 10 seater)
- May May Maaaaaybe you could have TS3/Facebook :o
- IQ must not be higher than the lowest guy with the highest EQ, however high the low might be (10 gold ore if you can figure)
- On a serious note: Applicants may be subjected to a torturing 7 hour 37 minute interview/chat before entering the chamber of secrets :o
DID YOU READ THIS FAR?
ARE YOU TRYING TO SCROLL DOWN FOR DEM CONTACTS?
WAIT NO FURTHER
Dem Contacts:
Please mail or whisper these following contacts for recruitment. Or post here – thread checked every other day. Take note: try to whisper us in the following order listed below.
Lunarust/Anna Of The North – Thaaaaats Meee so obviously I will be active lmao (Raid appliers here)
Vërá(Euphoria.1763) – CURRENTLY ACTIVEEEEE (PLUS SHES A GIRL +) (Socialites ASSEMBLE)
Majestic.1823 (Maj) – Feel the Vern! (Raid appliers here)
Thank You for your time!
Brandon
#itsthetarirmetaboys
P.S: “I called tarir even before it was a thing, hipster alert.”
(edited by BrandyBiscuits.2873)
