Guild Wars 2

Hi guys, Arachnid here (you probably have never heard of me, but trust me, I’m a pro).

I’m looking for 4 trustworthy compadres to join me on a journey to greatness through oceans of AoE, armies of AI minions, and overwhelming confusion.

If you want to join my elite team, here are the requirements:

-Be over rank 5, and know what a ‘node’ is. This is kind of essential, but if you don’t know what a node is I can explain in game before we start.

- Play a spirit ranger, hambow warrior, bunker guardian, condi engineer, or condi necro. If you are worried that you couldn’t play one of these builds, just don’t worry. You are much, much better than you think you are.

-Have a great attitude, but be able to take harsh, completely unnecessary criticism from teammates who might actually be worse than you are. This is a must.

-My ideal comp would be something like triple spirit ranger, triple hambow, double guardian but since tournaments are 5v5 we can’t have that. If you are an ele, mesmer, or thief, please leave this thread and never return.

-Have a sexy voice. If your voice sounds like a mosquito fart or a meth addict, it’s kind of a game breaker. I WILL make fun of you if your voice sounds funny.

-Be ready to quit at a moment’s notice should the meta change and destroy our comp (or if GW2 launches in Asia and there is an influx of skilled players).
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Once we have established our reputation as ‘top tier’ players, we can use this to sync queue our way to the top of solo queue and then shamelessly trash talk anyone in the game.

Arachnid.4062:

-Have a great attitude, but be able to take harsh, completely unnecessary criticism from teammates who might actually be worse than you are. This is a must.

Made me chuckle. If I played on EU I’d join you, although condi engi would be hard with your elbows (all that ground targeting). The other builds should work fine with elbows.

You forgot to list that anyone applying needs to be available to practice between roughly 9:00am and 5:00 pm Monday through Friday, that’s usually in these threads. Also, what is your policy on sick days?

Arachnid.4062:

Once we have established our reputation as ‘top tier’ players, we can use this to sync queue our way to the top of solo queue and then shamelessly trash talk anyone in the game.

Sold.

Rubik.7192:

Arachnid.4062:

Once we have established our reputation as ‘top tier’ players, we can use this to sync queue our way to the top of solo queue and then shamelessly trash talk anyone in the game.

Sold.

That’s what top tier players do

Funny as hell and im interested. I’ll be contacting you ingame.

LOL, really enjoyed your post.

If you’re serious I’m interested. IGN Trancez

lololololol

<3 this thread

Some of you might have thought I was joking when I said I was pro, but that’s not the case. I lied.

Anyway, if anyone is interested pop me an in game mail and I’ll invite you to the team guild. So far everyone interested is a necro (including me).

Arachnid.4062:

Hi guys, Arachnid here (you probably have never heard of me, but trust me, I’m a pro).

Just saw you in solo queue and remembered the tag from this beautiful recruitment post. If you can’t find a spirit ranger, hit me up.

I think that was the best advertisement I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately, I am but a Thief, and know little of the ways of optimized PvP.

I’ll give you a bump, though, in the spirit of sportsmanship.