You need a guild? We’ve got a guild. Check out these sweet perks sucka:
We use discord and sh*tpost in it
No rep requirements (unless guild missions), but we got a pretty sweet lookin tag tho. just sayin.
We run guild missions every Tuesday (mmmm commendations)
We try our best to help each other. Need someone to run CoE with you? Just ask!
Some of us PvP sometimes, if you’re into that thing. I don’t judge. (We are actually hosting a Guild PvP tournament to celebrate our recent arena upgrade!! Prizes will be given out to winners!)
We have a sweet hangout spot within the Lost Precipice, guild level 29 baby!
40+ members and growing!
We don’t shun you for having a life or being in other guilds.
WE DO NOT HAVE STANDARDS: We will not exclude you from doing stuff with us because “ur gear sux lol”. HOWEVER: this also means you can’t have standards either, haha.
We also dabble in games other than GW2. You are not required to join us on these excursions to worlds outside of GW2, but shenanigans are delicious. You know, that place with all the kitten on the walls you like. Yeah, that.
Seriously though, we’re looking for people interested in whatever. Just be somewhat active and come chill out and talk with us. Like any good relationship though, I got some lines I’ve drawn out in the sand but it ain’t complicated. Check it out:
Please do not message if you are not 18+ years old. I don’t wanna get into sh#t cause yo momma hear us talkin’ about something crazy and your 16 yo a** is suddenly grounded. I ain’t about that life.
We make jokes. Please like jokes.
Discord is Required. Most of the guild socializing sh*tposting is done there, and it is generally where we hang out. If you’re shy, just listen in and mute yourself.
Anyways, if you’re interested please leave us a letter on GW2.
(attached photo is some of our guild members who became part of a sims 4 thought experiment. this is what happens with too much time and access to the internet, kids.)
Bump! we are super hype for PoF and looking for people to come be hype with us! Or don’t, I’m not your mother!!!
on another note, we got a guy in game who’s thinking of organizing WvW kitten to wreak havoc. He’s on kaineng so if you happen to be in that server and like memes u should maybe think about joining.
