Guild Wars 2

You have stumbled into the greatest guild recruiting post of all time by accident. You should probably stumble out and into one with a million bullet points on why you should join them/ things they require.

Why should you join?

• You shouldn’t, other guilds have “more” to offer.
• (Insert 30 more bullet points on attractive things, to lure in unsuspecting players into joining the guild)

What are our requirements?

• None
• See First bullet point
• This bullet point is just to make it look like there are more requirements
• See Second bullet point

What do we do?

• PvP (Pretty much everyone)
• WvW (If you count 3 members?)
• PvE (Maybe 4 people do this once in a while?)
• PvP
• PvP (Added more bullet points to act like the game has more options than it does)

What can I guarantee you?

• That there is a guild slot open for you
• That you will see people PvPing
• The sky is technically every color but blue
• That I will continue to add useless bullet points because otherwise I wouldn’t have as many as other guild recruiting posts.

What we don’t care about?

• Everything that every other guild seems to care about. It’s a game, play it however you want.
• First bullet point summed it up pretty good.

Guild website!

• Lol..just kidding.
• What a waste of time
• No need for one
• Just play the game

TS3!

• This we actually have
• Only people in PvP/ WvW use it really

How big is this awesome guild?!

• This post has more bullet points than members

How many awesome members are on at a time?! (I like friends!)

• 7 average during week
• 12+ weekends
• I could be making up numbers (Just like bullet points)

Commonly asked questions:

Q: If I want to join, make friends and leave; is that ok?
A: Like I said, I don’t care what you do

Q: Why is there so many bullet points?
A: Why not?

Q: Do I get buffs?!
A: When they are running and if you are repping. You never have to rep but there are buffs that are somewhat consistently running.

Now you might be wondering. How do I join?!

• Send me a mail in game. Do not PM me as I am usually PvPing and will not answer during a match usually. The whisper then gets lost in all the chat rage. Please leave your account name in the message so I can add/ send invite.

Edit:

• I wanted to add another bullet point to ensure how awesome we are

Edit Edit:

• Feel free to leave a post on here as well.

rofl wtf. 10/10 creative writing

Liam McColgan.7689:

rofl wtf. 10/10 creative writing

Thanks

• (Message Body length must at least be 15.)

(This is GhOst)
You can also send the request to this account. This is the one I am actually playing mostly atm so it might be faster then the two times a day I log into GhOst to check the mail.

Thanks!

Bump

• /15char

Wanna be on front page again ;/

You sold it really well, I would definitely join if it was EU

eXeD.9738:

You sold it really well, I would definitely join if it was EU

It’s all good! Thanks for the ups!

Rather new player to gw2. Looking for a guild to do tpvp with. I’ll be watching for an invite. Thanks!