Guild Wars 2

Currently, team BAMF is recruiting and looking to fill up to 2 spots and 1 or 2 alternates in the event we start to hate one of our teammates. We currently have myself and Bry as solid members.

Davinci may play, as his interest has grown, unlike some of his other attributes. Potential pitfalls include him losing connection frequently, him throwing his headset at a random person in an internet cafe and quitting mid-match, and just generally being an kitten.

Countless is a potential teammate because, let’s face it, if you’ve seen his “team” play you can’t really call it playing…more like pressing random buttons and hoping for the best. Potential pitfalls include his ttk of 7 minutes (enough time for the tumor to metastasize) and him being a ginger.

All potential applicants must be able to beat Kinjax in a best of 11 duel scenario as this is our litmus test. Falling to beat Kinjax means you are awful and, after 2 years of this nonsense, none of us have any patience left.

We’re looking for an engi/necro/ele or any type of moderately versatile player.

Potential applicants can leave a message here or send me mail in-game.

bb pls i am zerker heavy with 8k ap pls pick me up i am pvesport ready Kappa

It’s funny, cause it’s true.

I might be interested. I play engie really well to the point where people have actually sent me death threats via whispers. Hit me up in game if you guys want to play a few games or something.

I’ll tryout if you are still looking

Yes, we’re still looking.

Do you have any openings for the alternates’ alternates? If so, how do I apply?

Still looking for members and alternates. Send me an in-game mail or poke me there. Cycling through recruits. Also, bry has been moved to alternate for an alternate since his dad banned him from the computer.