Guild Wars 2

My goal is to develop a relaxed sPvP guild with stellar players who cannot or do not want conform to the demeaning and loutish behaviour of traditional “hardcore” PvP guilds.

I am looking for players who demonstrate above-average intelligence, exemplary skill, a thorough understanding of game mechanics, maturity, a strong command of the English language, and a lack of kittening, kittenbaggery, kittentery, and anything else that would make themselves unpleasant to be around.

More than just good players, I’m looking to to play with people who I will enjoy their company. QQ’s atmosphere is projected to be “well-collected” and not the abrasive, swinish type that is unfortunately common in many “Pro” guilds.

Team Queue schedule is still in flux, I’d like to set up some times for at least 2-3 nights per week.

Our attendance requirements allow you to miss one night a month and allow two nights that you can be late or leave early. We also understand that real life is more important than a game as long as you don’t abuse the system.

Unlike other guilds, we will not expect you to play a Profession or Role you do not enjoy playing. Nevertheless, if you want to play a particular Role, we do expect you to play a viable build within the current meta.

Other Requirements:

— To show up on time and prepared.
— To have a microphone and to talk on TeamSpeak when necessary.
— To continue improving
— To know as much about your Profession as possible. Read strategies, watch videos, read forums and also participate in strategy discussions with other players.
— To be helpful and respectful to your fellow guild members and to the PvP community.
— NO DRAMA. Those who stir up drama, start cliques within the guild, or those who are constantly negative or complain non-stop won’t make it very long in QQ. We have ZERO tolerance for it.
— If we are having a losing streak, learn to laugh it off and improve. If you hate losing to to the point where you get angry… this is NOT the guild for you.

WE ARE A GUILD THAT BELIEVES IN HAVING FUN. There is a big difference in having fun versus treating people disrespectfully. Just be smart (I’m a bit of a troll myself).

At this point, we don’t have any rank requirements. I think with the right attitude, anyone can become great. Feel free to apply and let me know if you want to be involved in the birth of something great.

[QQ] At Least We Have Home Point.

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Contacts:
Jasher.6580
hehk.8705

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it’s true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People’s heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool.”

- Terry Goodkind, Wizard’s First Rule

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

- Theodore Roosevelt

The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.

- Morpheus, The Matrix

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

- Alexander the Great

If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected .”

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“He who poses as a fool is not a fool.”

- Robert Greene, The 48 Laws of Power

Hi, sounds like an interesting group The thing is I am Europe timezone. Do you guys have some EU coverage as well?

mastergreki.8017:

Hi, sounds like an interesting group The thing is I am Europe timezone. Do you guys have some EU coverage as well?

Hey. Unfortunately we do not. I’m still trying to form the team here in NA.

When we think a thing, the thing we think is not the thing we think we think, but only the thing we think we think we think. To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.

I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. You think you know everything until you sit in this chair. You know nothing until you sit in this chair. You don’t have a clue.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is.

Understand?

“Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.”

- Michael Gerard “Mike” Tyson

“If you are unsure of a course of action, do not attempt it. Your doubts and hesitations will infect your execution. Timidity is dangerous: Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity. Everyone admires the bold; no one honors the timid.”

- Robert Greene, The 48 Laws of Power

The Dog’s Diary
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8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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The Cat’s Diary
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Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. kittens!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously kittened. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.

For now …

Best. Roommate. Ever.
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Konichiwa kittenes! Are you looking for the most kick-kitten kittening roommate that ever lived?

If so, look no further. You kittening found him.

I’m a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-kitten companies in New York kittening City. That’s right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22.

After deciding that New York was a stinky kitten-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post kitten like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no kittening clue where to live. Honestly, I’m moving there in 3 weeks, so I don’t give a kitten if I have to sleep in your bathtub.

A bit about me:

I’m respectful, quiet, clean and I won’t bother any of your kitten. If you leave kitten out, I’m just like, “Oh kitten I better not mess with this kitten, because it’s not mine.”

I turn off lights. I clean toilets.

kitten it. I’ll even cook for you.

That’s right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I’ll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that kitten in bearnaise. EVERY. GODkitten . NIGHT.

Don’t eat meat? That’s kittening FANTASTIC! I’ll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your kittening socks off.

I also read a lot. I kittening LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that kitten. I read Tuesdays with Morrie the other day. It’s a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself.

kittening smart.

Do you like movies? I kittening love them. We can watch the kitten out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don’t have to talk to you at all. It’s completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE kitten YOU WANT? Of course you are! I’ll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James kittening Taylor. AWWWWWW kitten YEA!

A lot of people ask me, “Hey, you’re from Alabama. Are you racist?” And, the answer to that question is, no. I’m not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I’m a secular humanist. I kittenING LOVE PEOPLE. That’s the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty kittening cool right?

I own almost nothing! I’m driving my car from Alabama to California in which I’ll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a kittenload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you’d like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I’m the most considerate person you’ve ever met. I’m offering to buy you kitten already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomakittenitten I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I’m taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I’ll hook yo kitten up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I’d like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your kittening mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I’m ready to give you money.

- Cats are OK – purrr
- Dogs are OK – wooof
- It’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”

- Jack Handy

A Human, a Norn and a Charr all entered a 26 mile long swimming race.
After 12 miles the Human gets tired and drops out.
Then after 16 miles the Norn gets tired and drops out.
After 25 miles the Charr decides he can’t finish the race, so he turns around and swims back to the start.