Guild Wars 2

Naked n Drunk is recruiting on Farshiverpeaks EU server.

Our guild focus is WvW (sometimes drunk, sometimes naked, and sometimes both).

Naked n Drunk was officially formed as a homeland defense guild, so most of our members know the ins and outs of defending.

But we also like to ram it up hard (not up Amber’s behind though!). We love taking small groups to other maps and using our sexy bodies to our advantage, if you know what I mean.

95% of our time is spent in WvW (5% at the liquor store), but we consider ourselves casual. We are NOT a zerg-busting guild! We do not yell stack stack stack! We have commanders, but we do small scale and sometimes Pug. We know what we are doing, and how to do it in style and with lots of laughs.

We don’t like to load everyone down with events and want our members to play as they choose. None of these events are required, but we try to have at least a small variety of things to do inside and sometimes outside of WvW:

-Saturdays: Our WvW naked night 10pm EST/4am CET – this is our unwind from the work week party. Take your armor off if you choose, grab a beer, and get rowdy in Teamspeak.

-Sundays: Crazy PvE day. Since we’re all totally hungover from the night before, some of us sleep in, while other people get Fractals and jumping puzzles out of their systems.

-Monday: Guild Missions 8pm EST/1am CET – We currently have guild bounties, guild rush, and Guild treks to do!

So if alcohol and nakedness have enticed you this far into reading, here are some easier bullet points to read:
- We love fun! No seriousness allowed. Dirty jokes are abound. Adults only!
- Real life comes first!
- We play during NA timezones, if you are not in those timezones but still play in that timezone, you are still welcome to join us!
- We use teamspeak… always. Being drunk and naked is more fun on voice chat.
- We don’t require repping 24/7. If you are already in a large PvE guild that does not WvW, that is fine! Just rep us when you WvW. If you are in a Euro prime time raiding guild, that is fine! Just rep us during NA times!
- Don’t be obsessed with Eternal battlegrounds, because we are not.
- We seriously have a naked woman on our website http://www.nakedndrunk.com (as much as we wish it was, unfortunately this is not a porn site link)
- We are very LGBT friendly!

If you’re considering transferring servers to join us, Farshiverpeaks has many perks!
- We DO have a nice amount of “night crew” (this will be you if you join) that can hold our own verses many opponents.
- Farshiverpeaks uses a community teamspeak that EVERY WvW guild is on, ready for open communication.
- Farshiverpeaks has a maturity level beyond most servers.
- If you are coming from an NA server, keep in mind that even though we are mid-tier, the Euro servers are more populated than NA servers, and that you will ALWAYS have a fight, and there’s always a commander even during the “middle of the night”.
- We know how to have fun and win at the same time!

Ready to make a fool of yourself and kill stuff? Take that armor off and get ready to ram it!
Contacts: Jess.6710, hmsgoddess.3869, Cresen.1392, chase.2480, little flea bag.6932, Melok.2173

wasnt your guild on another server before farshiverpeaks? ._.

You may be thinking of [nude] on JQ? No that’s not us. Same tag I suppose. But we used to be on Crystal Desert and called Amber For President. [AFP].

Whats its like for NA player on a EU server? How’s your latency / lagg etc. I’ve always wondered. Also how many players do you guys field?

Also in terms of competition. Are you fighting pugs or organised guilds? How is the NA in EU pretty much.

These are very good people, who really know how to have a good time. If you all looking at going to an EU server I would really recommend joining them. They run WvW very well, and I am sure you will enjoy your time with them.

Recommended if you like homedefend +1

Prophet.1038:

Whats its like for NA player on a EU server? How’s your latency / lagg etc. I’ve always wondered. Also how many players do you guys field?

Also in terms of competition. Are you fighting pugs or organised guilds? How is the NA in EU pretty much.

Here’s what we have found to be our experience on an EU server:

Latency/lagg – overall no worse than what we experienced on the Na servers when huge groups get together. Overall no issues, only during giant fights.

EU Servers (I scouted like 4 of them before moving to FSP) – overall have much less drama then the NA servers. They respect their commanders far more than the NA servers. Have far less trolls than the NA servers.
In addition, the EU servers have way better overall coverage during most hours of the day. There are of course times when coverage is lacking but it isn’t as bad as NA servers.

The fights over here are just as awesome or more so than NA. If you like roaming, we got that on EU. You like karma training? We got that on EU. You like gvg? We got that too.

Far Shiverpeaks (my server) has been doing very well against their opponents. We have done an amazing job at holding our own here. I am actually quite impressed with our results. We have had some very close match-ups which has lead to some nail biting finishes since the end of leagues. The server tends to have organized guild fights, however, pugs do tag along as well. But more importantly, guilds here respect and like hanging out with each other. So typically, it may be a [TANK] or [RIOT] run that will have [NUDE], [AOA] and any number of other guilds fighting right along with them.

Our guild is small at this time. We started out as true friends, that have never meet in person. We love each other and have a good time together. A typical night (no one sick, no holiday stuff to deal with, no major deadlines, basically no real life getting in our way) we do about 10 between 7pm eastern time – and 10 pm eastern time. There are still some around though after 10pm (just not me except on Friday and Saturday nites.). That’s just our guild, however I would like to point out that if I’m tagged I have far more people running with me than just [NUDE].

Props to them. Great people and doing a great job for the server.

If you are ever in doubt of moving to an EU server, dont hesitate, and join these great people.

They say their casual… but try taking their BL, I wish you luck because there is nothing casual about it.

awesome people who enjoy the being in the nude, you cant get a better mix ^^

Thanks to all you sweet friends of ours that have given us such love here!

Still looking for some fun people to come play with us on the Farshiverpeaks Server! Come have some fun with [NUDE]

Come check us out tonight, during our event: Naked Nite! 8pm EST.

Just a reminder to everyone, you can still join us.
[Nude] is open for all US players on EU farshiverpeaks.

In order to join the more based Shiverpeaks guilds like [Riot] , [Tank] , [ACO] and more – they often have a website where you have to fill a application.

Good luck! And have fun!

Also Oceanic and Sea people. EU if your already on Far Shiverpeaks. EU time zone is full so not looking to get any more transferring to the server.

Recruited a couple Oceanic’s over the weekend! They could use a few more fun people to ram things with.

We still have plenty of room for fun people who like to kick kitten with style!

I recently moved to NA and am interested. The only thing is that I don’t have much time to play. Whenever I do it is WvW. I wouldn’t mind having a talk on ts or something to get to know more about you guys ( I’ll bring beer).

Freakalette.1607:

I recently moved to NA and am interested. The only thing is that I don’t have much time to play. Whenever I do it is WvW. I wouldn’t mind having a talk on ts or something to get to know more about you guys ( I’ll bring beer).

We have several people in guild who have limited time to play. It doesn’t matter. We just like making new friends and having fun together. We are on the Far Shiverpeaks server, we are usually in WvW almost every night, we don’t necessarily always run raids but we are there doing work even if a raid isn’t going on.
On Saturday and Sunday during NA daytime hours (morning to about 5pm eastern) we have been doing PvE content for our PvE members. Mostly because EU prime members are very active during this time and create ques, we do PvE so we don’t add to the ques. But even if it is PvE we still have a blast.
Please feel free to contact any NUDE member, they should be able to answer any questions or concerns you may have.

Jess.6710 (Jesuki) – hmsgoddess.3869 (me Emma/Amber Vine)

Freakalette.1607:

I recently moved to NA and am interested. The only thing is that I don’t have much time to play. Whenever I do it is WvW. I wouldn’t mind having a talk on ts or something to get to know more about you guys ( I’ll bring beer).

[NUDE] Would like to welcome Freakalette.1607, who joined us last night. We are very happy to have him join us for fun. We love making new friends.

We still have room from more. The more the merrier.

West Coast (NA) stand up and Represent please! Yendix is lonely, well not always but sometimes. He is currently our only West Coast NA player, he needs buddies! That way when us East coasters log off for the nite he still has more people to play with!
Also Hawaii and Australia players for my friends Noez and Purple would be awesome!

Really wanting and needing more people to join us on Far Shiverpeaks, even if you don’t join [NUDE]. Maybe your just looking for a new place to call home, come to Far Shiverpeaks. We are looking for NA and Oceanic/SEA guilds and people. Basically, anything other than EU prime.

go bk to na….

Phi Is Sly.1857:

go bk to na….

Nope we like it here. And thanks for trolling us.

There’s room in guild for more party people!

Would love to have more time zone coverage for the guild.
The majority of our guild is currently NA eastern/central time zone. I would like to build up the other time zones to truly cover the NA presence here.

I would really love to have fun and friendly people to cover these time zones. Bottom line I like my people to get along, respect each other, remember that this is just a game and that people play games to have fun. We try to make sure everyone is having a good time.

Need more west coasters from NA. This may seem like same coverage but really it isn’t. For example: I first log on at 6pm eastern time, that’s 3pm west coast time, I log off weekdays at 10pm eastern that’s only 7pm west coast time. If we could build this section of the guild up it would make a big difference in the NA coverage on FSP.

Hawaii time: you guys are uniquely timed. You’re close enough to west coast to play with members there and close enough to Australia time too! So getting about 7-8 of you would be totally awesome a commander in this time zone would be good too.

Of course the server also needs Oceanic/SEA times so you guys would be awesome too.

Been getting some awesome recruits, and not just for NA! All timezones are starting to be more active. Ready to log in and play a game FOR FUN? Give us a try and join us tonight for our weekly Naked night!

Bumpety Bumpety bump bump!!
You guys (and Girls ofc lol) do an awesome job on our server and anyone joining you will have a great time xD

[NUDE] will be having a very drunken and naked Saturday night during their St. Patty Day event.

Grab your green beer, dirty jokes, and rams and join us! You don’t have to take your armor off, but we ask that if YOU ARE NOT nude, that you dye your armor green! If YOU ARE going naked, please be sure to get and use green hylek hue potions! (http://wiki.guild...Hue_Potion )

When: Saturday 10pm EST / Sunday 3:00am CET
Where: WvW and Teamspeak channel [NUDE] St. Patty Day event (under night crew)

Music bot will be playing Irish party/drunken music for your enjoyment!

Fun loving, drunk, belligerent, dirty, naughty joke telling, awesomeness in this guild.

Still would like to build up at least the NA West Coast and Hawaiian Time zone. Don’t you guys on the west coast game?
Oceanic and SEA we need you too!
Leagues are about to start, only 800 gems to transfer to FSP!

how about you guys come join us on RoS
with your help we are sure to win bronze
and mistforged weapons for everyone
http://dulfy.net/2014/03/18/gw2-mistforged-hero-weapon-skins-gallery/
awesome close community
some good guilds that would fit in any tier
400 slot wvw ts

Artimes.9651:

how about you guys come join us on RoS
with your help we are sure to win bronze
and mistforged weapons for everyone
http://dulfy.net/2014/03/18/gw2-mistforged-hero-weapon-skins-gallery/
awesome close community
some good guilds that would fit in any tier
400 slot wvw ts

Ahh thanks for the offer but FSP has been awesome since we joined. We love it here.

Chilinuts is gone! Come on back for free.

Thanks for being desperate and bumping our thread Artimes
Lol, Chilinuts.
We are cheering for you from across the pond, Crystal Desert!

Free pond jumping til the 28th. If your reading this and you don’t transfer to CD then I guess joining NUDE is about as good.

And we are cheering for NUDE across the pond too.

Chilinuts is gone! Come on back for free.

Free pond jumping til the 28th. If your reading this and you don’t transfer to CD then I guess joining NUDE is about as good.

And we are cheering for NUDE across the pond too.

Aww so nice that CD still loves us. I did hear about the good news you guys have, I am so happy for you. I still love CD but the guild and I have found a new home that we love too! FSP is awesome and we are having so much fun here. We have nothing but love for you guys. [NUDE] says Good Luck to CD, we know you can do it, we will cheer for you from across the pond!

These free transfers a a bugger (my new across the pond vocabulary there like it?) We lost some great friends [RIOT] to a low server (oh the horror of it all) FSP and [NUDE] want more NA, Oceanic and SEA help. 800 gems not a bad price. Come check out the great community!
p.s. [RIOT] didn’t leave for drama the left for new opponents and new friends.

Time is running out to get it on the Rock Bottom Price of 800 gems! Don’t miss your opportunity to get in on this great community at these low low prices! Far Shiverpeaks and [NUDE] are looking for NA, SEA and Oceanic peeps to come join this fantastic community. Come stake your claim on the best EU community there is! And at such low prices too! Hurry offer ends Friday March 28th then the price goes up to 2400 gems. Now is the time!

Bump for these awesome people who know how to have fun along with borderland defence and patrol. Join these bunch on deadline day !

Time is running out to get it on the Rock Bottom Price of 800 gems! Don’t miss your opportunity to get in on this great community at these low low prices! Far Shiverpeaks is looking for NA, SEA and Oceanic peeps to come join this fantastic community. Come stake your claim on the best EU community there is! And at such low prices too! Hurry offer ends TODAY then the price goes up to 1400 gems. Now is the time! Hurry only a few short hours remain!
Join NUDE if you need a guild or transfer the whole guild! Hurry time is running out!

Updated OP with a list of guild events! Don’t miss out on the fun :p

Jess.6710:

-Sundays: Crazy PvE day. Since we’re all totally hungover from the night before, some of us sleep in, while other people get Fractals and jumping puzzles out of their systems.

-Monday: Guild Missions 8pm EST/1am CET – We currently have guild bounties and Guild treks to do!

Jess you just had to go there didn’t you? Really…what has become of you? Promoting PvE. Did you really have to tell them we have to do some pve? Couldn’t we have left that a secret?

updated OP. Changed title, as we seem to have expanded to more than NA players. We now have a good mix of night crew players throughout the world.
I’d like to also add that we’ve been on FSP now for about 5 months and we couldn’t love it more. Everyone is very respectful, fun, and works together. We are so happy here. FSP has learned that if they join the [NUDE] Teamspeak channel they are in for some good music, jokes, and lots of wvw

Still trying to aim for being a truly international guild with full coverage over entire 24 hour period. That would be awesome. We need people from West Coast America for late NA prime time, We need people from Hawaii, Australia, Asia etc. Come see what fun this game can really be.

This is the best group of players that I have ever gamed with, and I have been gaming a long time. They are helpful, hilarious, and above all treat each other like family. NUDE is dedicated to WvW madness, guild missions, and we even spend our Sundays PvEing it up to rest up for the coming week of competition.

If you just like playing the game and having a good time this is the guild for you.

Nude is always looking for more friends to add to our awesome parties! The more the merrier. Looking for a relaxing good time while still kicking some kitten? Then NUDE is for you. We run almost every night of the week with the exceptions mentioned in the OP. Yet we do it with style, fun, laughs, lots of drinks (not every nite for me but others maybe..*cough *cough Zorgon), and music.
Don’t worry if you’re not NA we don’t mind we have people who play in other time zones in NUDE.
Farshiverpeaks is an awesome server who really seem to love us Nudies! So come on what are you waiting for?
https://www.facebook.com/groups/gw2.nnd.guild/
http://nakedndrunk.com/
http://farshiverpeaks.com/

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