Guild Wars 2

Naked n Drunk is recruiting on Farshiverpeaks EU server.

Our guild focus is WvW (sometimes drunk, sometimes naked, and sometimes both), but on the weekends we try to accomplish a bit of dirty PvE.

Naked n Drunk was officially formed as a homeland defense guild, so most of our members know the ins and outs of defending.

But we also like to ram it up hard (not up Amber’s behind though!). We love taking small groups to other maps and using our sexy bodies to our advantage, if you know what I mean.

We are known as the guild who runs around very naked and very drunk on our weekly Saturday night event “Naked Nite” (complete with themes).

95% of our time is spent in WvW (5% at the liquor store), but we consider ourselves casual. We are NOT a zerg-busting guild! We have commanders, but we do small scale. We know what we are doing, and how to do it in style and with lots of laughs.

So if alcohol and nakedness have enticed you this far into reading, here are some easier bullet points to read:
- We love fun! No seriousness allowed. Dirty jokes are abound. Adults only!
- We play during NA timezones, if you are not in those timezones but still play in that timezone, you are still welcome to join us!
- We use teamspeak… always. Being drunk and naked is more fun on voice chat.
- We don’t require repping 24/7. If you are already in a large PvE guild that does not WvW, that is fine! Just rep us when you WvW.
- Don’t be obsessed with Eternal battlegrounds, because we are not.
- We seriously have a naked woman on our website http://www.nakedndrunk.com (as much as we wish it was, unfortunately this is not a porn site link)

If you’re considering transferring servers to join us, Farshiverpeaks has many perks!
- We DO have a nice amount of “night crew” (this will be you if you join) that can hold our own verses many opponents.
- Farshiverpeaks uses a community teamspeak that EVERY WvW guild is on, ready for open communication.
- Farshiverpeaks has a maturity level beyond most servers.
- If you are coming from an NA server, keep in mind that even though we are mid-tier, the Euro servers are more populated than NA servers, and that you will ALWAYS have a fight, and there’s always a commander even during the “middle of the night”.
- We know how to have fun and win at the same time!

Ready to make a fool of yourself and kill stuff? Take that armor off and get ready to ram it!
Contacts: Jess.6710, hmsgoddess.3869, Cresen.1392, chase.2480, little flea bag.6932, Melok.2173