We are a guild formed from the dregs of other guilds. Upset with the quality and dedication of guild members, (Oh, you have 300 members? It looks like only 50 are ever online…. Why are only 5 repping?) and dismayed with the lack of leadership and willingness to help from guild leaders and officers, we have formed a guild in the hopes of bringing players together to learn new things and skills in the game we all love (and love to complain about.)
What we do:
Dungeons
Competent, efficient runs
Learning new, better, faster, stronger (?) ways to run dungeons
Teaching runs for those who are new or want to learn more efficient tactics
Speed clears/farming (Particularly CoF)
Fun times
Teamspeak is the catalyst for all the fun times, even when members aren’t logged into GW2 we all hang out on TS and chat about things!
Some times we even play other games together (gasp!)
What we do not do:
Guild Missions
At this time we do not intend to run guild missions as a part of this guild.
As we grow, gain influence and experience we may decide to do them in the future
We suggest joining a second, large guild to run missions with
WvWvW
WvWvW is best done with a guild who has a competent commander and has a focus on that aspect of the game
We suggest that if WvWvW is one of the side aspects of the game that you enjoy, you should join a second, large WvWvW guild that you rep just for the WvWvW
Does this sound like its the kind of guild for you? Do you want to join us in our awesome fun times of ridiculousness? If so there are a few things you need to know that we will expect from you if you want to become a goober:
Teamspeak is required: You don’t have to be on 24/7 but you do have to be on for guild dungeon runs. Having TS makes dungeon runs go smoother and it makes it a lot easier for everyone to get to know each other. Also, TS is where the fun is at! Come hang out and enjoy the fun!
Guild website registration is also required: The website and forums are the easiest way to keep track of what people want to do and what they need help with. It is also much easier to compile relevant information in a website/forum format. We intend to fill this site and forums with content in regards to class builds, skill rotations, gear, dungeon strategies and all that jazz.
Have an open willingness to learn: Whether we like to admit it or not we are all still learning in every aspect of life; Guild Wars 2 is not an exception. If you’re just starting out or if you’ve been playing since beta, there will always be new things to learn about this game, better ways to run dungeons, new builds to try, all those fun things. A key part to learning is to be open to the suggestions and maybe even constructive criticisms put forth by others. We do not want to be a group of finger pointers and name callers but we want everyone to do their best to grow as people and game players.
If this still sounds like a good fit for you please fill out our application form and one of our leaders/officers will contact you in game. The application is just a formality, we do not intend to turn anyone away within reason. We all make mistakes. We are all Goobers. Join us.