Ratasum Army Tactical School on Jade Quarry is opening recruitment to all members of Tyria’s master race! (That’s Asura in case you dumb bookahs do not (I DON"T KNOW HOW!) already know.
[RATS] initially started off as a fun training guild for [SG] Shadow Gypsies. But we were having so much fun with it we decided to open it up to all members of the JQ server to share in the insanity. Our opponents have quickly learned to respect the Rat Pack, mostly at the receiving end of a sharp weapon or hand grenade unfortunately!
[RATS] is an ALL Asura wvw guild that runs on JQ Wednesday nights starting at 4-5 p.m. pst/ 8-8 est NA. [RATS] has three requirements, be on TS in the [RATS] channel, be amazing aka Asura, and cadets must listen to the instructor. Harassment of bookahs is encouraged in /map and /team chat!
[RATS] typically fields 70-140 Cadets on it’s Wednesday bookah killing, I mean training courses. [RATS] is a unique and fun experience, but make no mistake! Our primary focus is getting those bags to fund our school! (And various addictions of our lead instructors and drinking habits of the Cadets.) Our school is currently at 350 members, with 100+ members having achieved the rank of Senior Cadet!
If you wish to join [RATS] find us on Wednesday nights, or if you are tired of your current bookah infested server and wish to join the weekly culling event, you can contact me on these forums.
But but, what do the [RATS] look like in action?!
Here are some videos of [RATS] in action from this weeks training course:
(2nd big fight at 8min)
http://tinyurl.com/rats4lyfe (Videos by Instructor Kraslin, next week we’ll get some tank pov videos. The 20+ [RAT] tankball is hilarious.)
(On the side window are links to two more videos. We will update this weekly for [RATS] fans and hopeful Cadets!)
-Instructor Mancito
(edited by Mance.5640)
Great fun and great guild
RATS video from tonight’s run inc soon.
Me me me me. Where do i sign up??
I’m going to join RATS as a human, but I’ll be using sinister automatonics so you’ll never know!
The Romanian Meth Addicts are still running strong! Join us Wednesdays for the best WvW you’d ever see!
Cadets! [RATS] Fans! Citizens! Members of Tyrias master race! Concerned Parents! Lovers of the pwn!
[RATS] Media proudly presents [RATS] vs KO/REV and bg map.
(It was fantastic slaughtering bookahs for 3.5hrs, you did get us a couple times in bay. Props to the BG who kept fighting us and not hiding behind towers. We have more videos of smashing around with GoF etc later. Hopefully you will continue to learn and present more challenges as more [RATS] reach upper class status!)
Interested JQ remember to contact you local [SG] to become a cadet, or for daily bag collecting.
-Instructor Mancito
(p.s. TC did pay us in cheesy treats to attack bg bl and not tc bl. Ty for the snacks!)
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